Health: Today, I defended the dried up things in the cup noodles as being...

By Nope - 05/03/2012 09:42 - China

Today, I defended the dried up things in the cup noodles as being real vegetables, just so that it would appear that I do actually eat vegetables. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 23:00

Today, I tried to cook an extra healthy, vegetable filled meal for my boyfriend and I. Not only did we notice the vegetables were off a little too late, but he also found my hair in his bowl. We had to settle for turkey dinosaurs and spaghetti loops instead. FML

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By mom - 26/04/2018 15:00

Today, after it appeared my daughter was throwing away any vegetables in her school lunch, I packed her all vegetables so she would have to eat at least one. Nope! She threw them out and complained to school that "mommy doesn't feed" her. I got a call from the school. FML

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By NoMeatFail - 27/02/2011 00:59 - Canada

Today, I was eating Campbell's vegetable soup. Halfway through, I started to read the ingredients and found beef broth. I have been a vegetarian for seven years. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2022 00:00

Today, I made broccoli and peas with dinner. My girlfriend pouted, sulked, and refused to eat "yucky veggies", demanding fries or chips. Apparently, I'm dating a fucking toddler. FML

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By whattabrat - 26/02/2012 05:16 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting. Everything was going well until the kid called 911 on me for making him eat his vegetables. FML

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By delicious - 06/01/2016 03:05 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, I poured boiling water over my instant noodles. A freshly boiled cockroach also rolled out onto my noodles. FML

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By Ew-dles - 09/09/2017 20:00

Today, I was finishing a bowl of ramen while watching a video. As I scooped up the last bits, I realized the clump of seasoning I had been saving for last was actually a dead fly. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2024 18:00 - Brazil - Joinville

Today, I made a tasty, healthy plant-based lunch for my family. They ate a few bites, spat it out, and then went to McDonald's "to eat real food, you know, food with meat in it." FML

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By 97 - 17/02/2012 21:10 - United States

Today, I was so broke and hungry that I went to Olive Garden and faked being stood up, just so I could eat their breadsticks. FML

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By Vegetarian - 14/03/2010 10:21 - Finland

Today, I found out that the so-called vegetarian soy sauce my mom has made for me several times has minced meat in it. FML

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DocBastard 38

Monday 5 March 2012 16:07

To me, ketchup is a vegetable. Beer has hops - that's a vegetable! Chocolate is made from cacao beans - VEGETABLE!!

griffins33 4

Monday 5 March 2012 16:02

You defended them? Did someone challenge you about it?

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kallisti 2

Monday 5 March 2012 16:27

You're not fooling anyone...

NicaLovesDisney 17

Tuesday 6 March 2012 3:22

Neither is your dogdopus.

j_cat187 19

Monday 5 March 2012 16:30

I live off that shit. Just add frozen broccoli and you got something better.

yummylicious 5

Monday 5 March 2012 16:38

That shit is delicious

hrubi4x4 4

Monday 5 March 2012 16:45

I dont eat them either. But im 15. Hopefully ill get older and like them.

J3R3MYY 14

Monday 5 March 2012 16:47

They arent real?

fentron 3

Monday 5 March 2012 16:53

They aren't real vegetables?

MissHayleyJames 7

Monday 5 March 2012 17:00

Technically they are real vegetables. They just have no nutritious value in that state and equate about a 1/67000 of a serving.

annihil8or 15

Monday 5 March 2012 17:00

You know, eating em won't kill u

DrDilllonReese 12

Monday 5 March 2012 17:09

Everything.

SeemsToFail 0

Monday 5 March 2012 17:10

I thought they were real :(

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