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By Anonymous - 22/07/2022 00:00

Today, I made broccoli and peas with dinner. My girlfriend pouted, sulked, and refused to eat "yucky veggies", demanding fries or chips. Apparently, I'm dating a fucking toddler. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2023 10:00

Today, I made a healthy, delicious dinner. My girlfriend picked at it until it went cold, then stuck it in the fridge. Later, she devoured a giant bowl of sugary cereal, then complained all night that her stomach hurt. This happens a lot. FML

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By LittleSprout - 21/03/2017 04:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was buying veggies with my five-year-old. She saw some brussel sprouts and begged me to buy them. I thought there was no way she'd like them, but I do, so I got them. Later, she was sitting on the couch eating them raw like candy. I have a weird kid. FML

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So eat it, just eat it

By jessie - 27/01/2022 05:01

Today, I was yelled at and called rude by my boyfriend’s mom because she made us dinner and I didn’t touch the broccoli. I’m a person who will normally bend over backwards to appear polite and courteous, but eating food I don’t like is where I draw the line. FML

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By mama’s boy - 31/10/2019 00:01

Today, I realized just how spoiled and immature my boyfriend is when I asked him several times what he’d like for dinner. Getting no answer, I made steak, potatoes and salad. He then sulked and refused to eat it, since he wanted spaghetti and meatballs instead. FML

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DINOSAURS!!

By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 23:00

Today, I tried to cook an extra healthy, vegetable filled meal for my boyfriend and I. Not only did we notice the vegetables were off a little too late, but he also found my hair in his bowl. We had to settle for turkey dinosaurs and spaghetti loops instead. FML

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By mom - 26/04/2018 15:00

Today, after it appeared my daughter was throwing away any vegetables in her school lunch, I packed her all vegetables so she would have to eat at least one. Nope! She threw them out and complained to school that "mommy doesn't feed" her. I got a call from the school. FML

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By NickC - 29/11/2009 00:40 - Malaysia

Today, my girlfriend's parents wanted to cook dinner for me. After a whole day of cooking up a storm, her parents cooked an elaborate meal of roast lamb, pork chops and grilled chicken. Rejecting a meal is like spitting in ones face in Chinese culture. I'm vegetarian. FML

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Give me a break

By anon - 18/02/2023 06:00

Today, I burned dinner because my girlfriend was yelling for me to help with a trivial problem. To salvage things, I ordered pizza. She spent the rest of the evening moaning that I ruined dinner, that we don't eat healthy, and that I "make us" waste money on food. FML

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By anon - 27/07/2023 22:00

Today, my idiot boyfriend, who thinks he's an outdoorsman, made sauce from mushrooms he'd foraged. I refused to eat it. He got upset and had two helpings. He's now in bed, whining about how bad he feels. Stupid dumbass. FML

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By Sad Chef ;( - 05/12/2014 03:33 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Being a chef of a highly-rated restaurant, I cooked a well-liked dish. Not only did she say no, but commented on how bland and tasteless the meal was. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 22 July 2022 1:40

Have you checked her ID? You may be committing statutory rape! Veggies aren't popular with jailbait. No one ever got lured into a white panel van with arugula.

Hangryko 31

Friday 22 July 2022 0:15

If it bothers you that much, talk to her about it.

Comments

Hangryko 31

Friday 22 July 2022 0:15

If it bothers you that much, talk to her about it.

SamanthaThe1st 22

Friday 22 July 2022 1:27

YOU LOVE LITTLE GIRLS THEY MAKE YOU FEEL SO GOOD

mccuish 25

Friday 22 July 2022 8:59

I hate myself for recognizing those lyrics

HayNow 11

Monday 25 July 2022 17:50

LOL... me too.....

RichardPencil 30

Friday 22 July 2022 1:40

Have you checked her ID? You may be committing statutory rape! Veggies aren't popular with jailbait. No one ever got lured into a white panel van with arugula.

tiptoppc 19

Friday 22 July 2022 16:45

You deserve it if you get into a white van for *shudders* arugula..

metroido 17

Friday 22 July 2022 7:55

damn she couldve just politely refused…

J_Free_Woods 28

Friday 22 July 2022 9:01

The OP just made me hungry.

Iifa 7

Friday 22 July 2022 10:55

Was it you just made something you knew she wouldn't like it or she declined rudely. But in this day and age, I wouldn't force anyone to eat something they don't like out of politeness. I go out of my way to cook dinner for my house, they are allowed to say no and make their own dinner. I wouldn't eat broccoli and peas, and if there's nothing else except frozen chips I eat them or go hungry. I would happily taken any other vegetables except broccoli and peas. I'd rather go hungry or have water. And I'm 32, 10+ yes running restaurants and kitchens. I'm curious how old are you?

Yudith 24

Saturday 23 July 2022 17:37

It doesn't sound like OP made food he knew his girlfriend would dislike. It sound like OP needs to cut baby carrots into interesting shapes, hide puréed turnip or squash in the spaghetti sauce, make his girlfriend watch The Last Dinosaur and serve her a nice leaf, and serve passionfruit under the name "monkey skulls".