FML : Today, I was finishing a bowl of ramen while watching a video. As I scooped up the last bits, I realized the clump of seasoning I had been saving for last...

Today, I was finishing a bowl of ramen while watching a video. As I scooped up the last bits, I realized the clump of seasoning I had been saving for last was actually a dead fly. FML

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By Ew-dles - / Saturday 9 September 2017 20:00 /

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By Papercrane | 5

#7539395 - Saturday 9 September 2017 08:17

That username is epic!

By Lobby_Bee | 15

#7539422 - Saturday 9 September 2017 10:31

Ramen gives you wings.

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By Papercrane | 5

#7539395 - Saturday 9 September 2017 08:17

That username is epic!

By exileonmainst | 9

#7539399 - Saturday 9 September 2017 08:28

It could be both! :D

By TheUnbreakable55 | 16

#7539414 - Saturday 9 September 2017 09:39

At least you realized before you put it in your mouth!

By RockPrincess26 | 15

#7539418 - Saturday 9 September 2017 10:05

How did you not notice? I've never had the seasoning stay clumped up.

By Lobby_Bee | 15

#7539422 - Saturday 9 September 2017 10:31

Ramen gives you wings.

By jediloader | 12

#7539429 - Saturday 9 September 2017 10:44

You sure it wasn't chicken fly rice?

By [email protected] | 28

#7539451 - Saturday 9 September 2017 11:43

"Crispy flies noodles" by Oishii Tako ?

By RichardPencil | 22

#7539456 - Sunday 10 September 2017 12:03

Probably the most nutritious part of whole ramen thing!

By jfsiv | 15

#7539477 - Sunday 10 September 2017 02:11

That's one way to get protein in your ramin.

By owlishes | 24

#7551624 - Thursday 12 October 2017 12:54

At least you saved it til last!

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