Haha, that's a great way for revenge. I would do that to my cheating girlfriend if I was a guy.

Actually, the girlfriends f*cked

Poking holes in them isn't right, OP, being a parent is a serious commitment!!!! but cheating isn't right, either. So what you do is poke holes in them and use an eyedropper or needle-less syringe or turkey baster syringe to put a few drops of hot sauce in each one. That way, you painfully punish her, interrupt the sex AND don't risk making an unwanted baby.

children deserve better than that. So... poke holes and leak hot sauce into them. They'll be in too much pain to finish, so much less risk of a pregnancy, and the painful rash will last for the rest of her vacation. Then dump her tender, red, burning ass when she gets home.

wouldn't be his baby

No shit sherlock!

Nah, a simple dna test would suffice. Still I wouldn't poke holes, just take them out of the bag, then dump her when she comes back.

get her pregnent

he wouldn't be doing the impregnating if he was not in Florida withe the 10 condoms

It's a revenge thing. He would poke holes in them and leave her.

#6 do you use sex toys cause how else would you know

I'm sure she does...doesn't every girl??

lol dont kid yourself it is quite possible to use 10 if you have enough sex drive 10 might not be enough lol

Your stupid!! She's clearly going to be having SEX at lest 10 times. And I'm sure that they will be there for at lest a week!

*you're *least *least

but if you poke a hole in it when she uses it with sum1 else wen shes in florida it not his , is ?

You don't have to wait an entire nine months. You can get a paternity test :) although she may refuse to get one

would you really want to have a child with a dishonest woman who couldn't be faithful and who you couldn't trust? NO. The holes are so that one of her one night stands get her pregnant and then she is stuck as a single mother with her baby daddy -- if she can even remember enough about him to identify him for paternity court -- many states away. Which is horrible to do to anyone, even a cheater. children deserve better than that. So... poke holes and leak hot sauce into them. They'll be in too much pain to finish, so much less risk of a pregnancy, and the painful rash will last for the rest of her vacation. Then dump her tender, red, burning ass when she gets home.