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  gatorgirl7563  |  5

Poking holes in them isn't right, OP, being a parent is a serious commitment!!!! but cheating isn't right, either. So what you do is poke holes in them and use an eyedropper or needle-less syringe or turkey baster syringe to put a few drops of hot sauce in each one. That way, you painfully punish her, interrupt the sex AND don't risk making an unwanted baby.

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  gatorgirl7563  |  5

children deserve better than that. So... poke holes and leak hot sauce into them. They'll be in too much pain to finish, so much less risk of a pregnancy, and the painful rash will last for the rest of her vacation. Then dump her tender, red, burning ass when she gets home.

By  KPACOTKA  |  6

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By  texmas  |  7

She might have been messing with you. There's no way she really expected to use all ten in a few days. Unless she also brought "toys." It's advised to use condoms with those, you know.

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By  shayansh  |  6

#5, she is gonna tell you that the kid is yours. And if she decides to keep it, you have to wait for 9 months before you can do a test and be offically sure. And until 9 months you will always have that little feeling, it might be yours.

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  gatorgirl7563  |  6

would you really want to have a child with a dishonest woman who couldn't be faithful and who you couldn't trust? NO. The holes are so that one of her one night stands get her pregnant and then she is stuck as a single mother with her baby daddy -- if she can even remember enough about him to identify him for paternity court -- many states away. Which is horrible to do to anyone, even a cheater. children deserve better than that. So... poke holes and leak hot sauce into them. They'll be in too much pain to finish, so much less risk of a pregnancy, and the painful rash will last for the rest of her vacation. Then dump her tender, red, burning ass when she gets home.

By  tomorrowbroadway  |  6

I think she wanted you to know. I'd like to think that nobody could be stupid enough to forget that they packed condoms to cheat on their s.o. Of course, I've been told that I overestimate the intelligence of the human race, so take that for what it's worth... :

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