Love: Today, My girlfriend who I've been dating for over a year was...

By that1guy - 14/03/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, My girlfriend who I've been dating for over a year was going to Florida for a short trip with a few friends without me since I couldn't get work off. She asked me to put her iPod in her bag for her as she was almost ready to walk out the door. Thats when I saw she packed 10 condoms with her. FML

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FrostyNorth 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 1:34

So? Maybe she packed them for a friend... OK, no, you're f***ed. I hope you at least got a chance to poke some holes in them.

chiaro 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 1:41

yeah that's really fucked up. in response to #1, you might not want to poke holes in them unless you leave her before she becomes pregnant

FrostyNorth 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 1:34

So? Maybe she packed them for a friend... OK, no, you're f***ed. I hope you at least got a chance to poke some holes in them.

DisappearingRose 18

Tuesday 31 August 2010 2:11

Haha, that's a great way for revenge. I would do that to my cheating girlfriend if I was a guy.

Rammer3500 23

Wednesday 2 December 2015 4:49

Actually, the girlfriends f*cked

gatorgirl7563 22

Wednesday 9 December 2015 15:59

Poking holes in them isn't right, OP, being a parent is a serious commitment!!!! but cheating isn't right, either. So what you do is poke holes in them and use an eyedropper or needle-less syringe or turkey baster syringe to put a few drops of hot sauce in each one. That way, you painfully punish her, interrupt the sex AND don't risk making an unwanted baby.

gatorgirl7563 22

Wednesday 9 December 2015 16:09

children deserve better than that. So... poke holes and leak hot sauce into them. They'll be in too much pain to finish, so much less risk of a pregnancy, and the painful rash will last for the rest of her vacation. Then dump her tender, red, burning ass when she gets home.

chiaro 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 1:41

yeah that's really fucked up. in response to #1, you might not want to poke holes in them unless you leave her before she becomes pregnant

max_wilder 9

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Friday 22 July 2011 5:33

wouldn't be his baby

Leewannabe 10

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Wednesday 1 August 2012 23:08

No shit sherlock!

Renadi 0

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Sunday 15 March 2009 1:41

Well I'd think this is a good thing, now you know to dump her ass.

shayansh 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 1:41

Ouch, that sucks... #1, if he poked some holes in them, it would cause many many many more problems for him for at least 9 months.

WTF_BRAIN 11

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Thursday 5 June 2014 22:01

Nah, a simple dna test would suffice. Still I wouldn't poke holes, just take them out of the bag, then dump her when she comes back.

KPACOTKA 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 1:46

#4, how would poking holes effect him?

spade1997 0

Monday 1 November 2010 9:11

get her pregnent

max_wilder 9

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Friday 22 July 2011 5:35

he wouldn't be doing the impregnating if he was not in Florida withe the 10 condoms

TEXASDude45 5

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Saturday 23 February 2013 2:50

It's a revenge thing. He would poke holes in them and leave her.

texmas 0

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Sunday 15 March 2009 1:46

She might have been messing with you. There's no way she really expected to use all ten in a few days. Unless she also brought "toys." It's advised to use condoms with those, you know.

Rawr0_oRawr0_o 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 13:09

#6 do you use sex toys cause how else would you know

BoCo_fml 9

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Tuesday 17 August 2010 4:49

I'm sure she does...doesn't every girl??

columbiancoffeei 6

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Wednesday 2 November 2011 8:51

lol dont kid yourself it is quite possible to use 10 if you have enough sex drive 10 might not be enough lol

jaytee1994 9

Saturday 3 March 2012 14:36

Your stupid!! She's clearly going to be having SEX at lest 10 times. And I'm sure that they will be there for at lest a week!

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Sunday 2 June 2013 22:30

*you're *least *least

shayansh 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 1:47

#5, she is gonna tell you that the kid is yours. And if she decides to keep it, you have to wait for 9 months before you can do a test and be offically sure. And until 9 months you will always have that little feeling, it might be yours.

joshuagnew 2

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Thursday 2 May 2013 17:19

but if you poke a hole in it when she uses it with sum1 else wen shes in florida it not his , is ?

candleandflame 19

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Tuesday 21 May 2013 1:46

You don't have to wait an entire nine months. You can get a paternity test :) although she may refuse to get one

gatorgirl7563 22

Wednesday 9 December 2015 16:05

would you really want to have a child with a dishonest woman who couldn't be faithful and who you couldn't trust? NO. The holes are so that one of her one night stands get her pregnant and then she is stuck as a single mother with her baby daddy -- if she can even remember enough about him to identify him for paternity court -- many states away. Which is horrible to do to anyone, even a cheater. children deserve better than that. So... poke holes and leak hot sauce into them. They'll be in too much pain to finish, so much less risk of a pregnancy, and the painful rash will last for the rest of her vacation. Then dump her tender, red, burning ass when she gets home.

tomorrowbroadway 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 1:49

I think she wanted you to know. I'd like to think that nobody could be stupid enough to forget that they packed condoms to cheat on their s.o. Of course, I've been told that I overestimate the intelligence of the human race, so take that for what it's worth... :