Love: Today, I decided to play a joke on my boyfriend and planned to...

By Anonymous - 23/03/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, I decided to play a joke on my boyfriend and planned to pretend that I found a thong in his gym bag. When he came home, I "confronted" him. After struggling through putting on my best face, he, unexpectedly confessed: "Look, babe, I'm sorry. It meant nothing." FML

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By I'm out - 06/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2011 23:15 - France

Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML

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By botharebad - 13/03/2010 05:14 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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By Busted - 16/03/2010 18:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML

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By oops - 27/03/2014 23:10 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML

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Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

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By WTF? - 01/04/2011 15:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML

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Experimentation is good

By Anonymous - 30/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML

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Tuesday 24 March 2009 1:58

tried to play a joke, or tried to test him and then he failed?

aerosparrow 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:01

I mean, what did you expect? Best case scenario, you piss off your boyfriend by pulling a stunt like that. Worst case, you find out he's cheating on you. Sorry, kinda your fault.

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sleepless15_p 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 8:08

haha. Good job.

FivePin 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 8:14

1. Cheating is always wrong. 2. Why would you f*** with a relationship by playing stupid mind games like that? That's ridiculous.

Nakedsquirrel 5

Tuesday 24 March 2009 8:19

Extremely ******* stupid thing to pull. In the unlikely event that this doesn't COMPLETELY backfire, your boyfriend would at best give a "WTF?!", and then if you had an ounce of common sense you wouldn't carry the "prank" past that. Otherwise the poor guy would be left to stammer in disbelief and try to plead that he doesn't know how it got there and that he hasn't been cheating, presumably while you stand there and try to make it worse by acting furious and screaming at him. And then fess up while laughing at his grief. Cheating is disgusting, but then you got what was coming to you by thinking this was a good idea.

nO__namE 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 8:39

Today, I wore a thong to the gym. My girlfriend found the thong in my gym bag, got angry and broke up with me. FML

effthis 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 8:40

nah hes just playin witchu

Demetra_fml 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 8:54

Glad you know the truth now; the downer is you didn't expect it. Maybe you should work on your idea of what a joke is...

lolcorez 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 8:55

ignorance is bliss

2200dtn 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 9:14

Idiot.

Nofuckyourlife 1

Tuesday 24 March 2009 9:52

Your fault for being 'that psycho girlfriend.' Not surprising he cheated on you if you pull shit like that.

vox_temperantia 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 10:13

I find myself in agreement with a few others that he may be fooling you as well -- while you might think it's a "harmless joke" I bet he felt more than a little hurt by your accusation. I mean, if you planted the thong, he's lying that it's someone else's! If this is a joke, then it's one that you don't find funny -- and I think he's subtly saying that he didn't find your prank funny either. It's not a guarantee that he's cheating on you. Seriously though? Talk to him about it. Good communication is always good for a relationship, as is HONESTY and TRUST. You may be able to salvage it yet, even if he is cheating. (Of course, if it continues you're best breaking it off.)