Today, I decided to play a joke on my boyfriend and planned to pretend that I found a thong in his gym bag. When he came home, I "confronted" him. After struggling through putting on my best face, he, unexpectedly confessed: "Look, babe, I'm sorry. It meant nothing." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML
Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML
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thisismyname_fml 1
tried to play a joke, or tried to test him and then he failed?
aerosparrow 0
I mean, what did you expect? Best case scenario, you piss off your boyfriend by pulling a stunt like that. Worst case, you find out he's cheating on you. Sorry, kinda your fault.
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sleepless15_p 0
haha. Good job.
FivePin 0
1. Cheating is always wrong. 2. Why would you f*** with a relationship by playing stupid mind games like that? That's ridiculous.
Nakedsquirrel 5
Extremely ******* stupid thing to pull. In the unlikely event that this doesn't COMPLETELY backfire, your boyfriend would at best give a "WTF?!", and then if you had an ounce of common sense you wouldn't carry the "prank" past that. Otherwise the poor guy would be left to stammer in disbelief and try to plead that he doesn't know how it got there and that he hasn't been cheating, presumably while you stand there and try to make it worse by acting furious and screaming at him. And then fess up while laughing at his grief. Cheating is disgusting, but then you got what was coming to you by thinking this was a good idea.
nO__namE 0
Today, I wore a thong to the gym. My girlfriend found the thong in my gym bag, got angry and broke up with me. FML
effthis 0
nah hes just playin witchu
Demetra_fml 0
Glad you know the truth now; the downer is you didn't expect it. Maybe you should work on your idea of what a joke is...
lolcorez 0
ignorance is bliss
2200dtn 0
Idiot.
Nofuckyourlife 1
Your fault for being 'that psycho girlfriend.' Not surprising he cheated on you if you pull shit like that.
vox_temperantia 0
I find myself in agreement with a few others that he may be fooling you as well -- while you might think it's a "harmless joke" I bet he felt more than a little hurt by your accusation. I mean, if you planted the thong, he's lying that it's someone else's! If this is a joke, then it's one that you don't find funny -- and I think he's subtly saying that he didn't find your prank funny either. It's not a guarantee that he's cheating on you. Seriously though? Talk to him about it. Good communication is always good for a relationship, as is HONESTY and TRUST. You may be able to salvage it yet, even if he is cheating. (Of course, if it continues you're best breaking it off.)