By Anonymous - 30/11/2011 03:13 - United States

Today, I decided to light a candle in my room. Since fire intrigues me, I put an old brochure into it. Paper burns fast, and now my carpet has a big, black burn mark. FML
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boycrazy30007 12

I get being a pyro, but there is no excuse for being an idiot

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ILoveEggnog 7

I really hate to say this, but you definitely deserved it.

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iPeterPan 8

I used to do that in my mum and dads bedroom. :D

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FollowMe 2

Serves you right for letting the stupidity get you, xD Good Luck with whatever. Oh and you could've been intrigued with fire outside.

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berlynski 4

Yes, because playing with fire outside is a MUCH better idea.

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berlynski 4

Actually, the smart thing would be not playing with fire at all. Thanks for calling me a genius. (;

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FollowMe 2

Ofcoarse, if you were to though, outside is smarter than a room. Genius. xD

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cBlackout 13

Did it ever occur to you that unleashing your inner pyromaniac may not be such a good idea?

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Lanceeden 12

I read this in snapes voice for some reason. Idk

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minisquid 9

Lance, you have gained my respect forever.

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youngbuck10 9

No shit, Sherlock.

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kikiwi_fml 9

That's what you get.

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Nolnah 14

I hope your intrigued by big black marks too!

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FollowMe 2

Why else would Op do something like that if Op is not intrigued by big black marks?

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berlynski 4

44- Shall I restate the obvious or can you answer that question on your own?

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FYLDeep 25

Or you could just burn shit outdoors... I've found that to be pretty successful. Especially when I have to burn things that are somewhat big, you know, around the size of a body bag.

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rudikk99 2

..."since the fire intrigues me. ..." Are you retard??? ?

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suavesuave 2

You know what they say.. Don't play with fire

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