FML : Today, I found a box of birthday candles sitting on the coffee table. Bored, I lit one, and after a minute I threw it away and sat back down on the couch....

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Today, I found a box of birthday candles sitting on the coffee table. Bored, I lit one, and after a minute I threw it away and sat back down on the couch. I started looking at the box and noticed that it said "Magic Re-Lighting Candles" at the exact moment that my trash can burst into flames. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 4 May 2009 20:28 / United States

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By wordly | 0

#169234 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:52

Win :D Those candles are awesome.

By greasy_broad | 0

#169306 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 1:03

I don't understand why someone would invent a flammable object that can't be put out.

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By wordly | 0

#169234 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:52

Win :D Those candles are awesome.

xander2347 | 0

#986243 - Wednesday 28 April 2010 7:48

fake

hunterluv1 | 20

#1580033 - Thursday 21 October 2010 6:21

140? what do you mean fake?

mydgmax | 0

#2205551 - Saturday 19 March 2011 17:28

haha I've had those candles for my bday. me and my 5 friends helped me blow all these candles so many times. it was fun n unexpected

I_lost_the_game | 25

#4142152 - Saturday 10 March 2012 1:02

I can imagine this happening

By affa99 | 0

#169239 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:52

lol noob

By Morokea | 0

#169242 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:53

Probably should've made sure it was completely out before tossing it... ouch.

lxclark | 17

#971529 - Wednesday 31 March 2010 2:53

These candles go out, then re-ignite after a few seconds XD
OP had no way of knowing (besides reading the box)

---> I just bought some of them :O

TheBitchOfChuckN | 7

#4779348 - Monday 6 August 2012 13:08

I dont think you understand the concept of "re-lighting candles".

By FBIWarning | 0

#169245 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:53

nice one

By mouseintern | 0

#169246 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:53

You deserved it, but the mental image I got made my day. Thanks!

By 88bellydancer | 0

#169250 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:53

haha too funny!

By daisydukeduchess | 0

#169255 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:54

lol
epic fail!!!!!!!

By ILoveJace01 | 0

#169260 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:54

Lol!!! Wow. Be more careful next time.

By kkiwib | 0

#169265 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:55

i hope u put the fire out!

18drakerad | 18

#6340473 - Sunday 5 July 2015 2:17

As apposed to what? Letting it burn his house down?

By MsSippi | 0

#169275 - Tuesday 5 May 2009 0:58

who lights birthday candles when they are bored? it doesn't sound very entertaining. but considering your post, i guess it could be highly entertaining.