FML : Today, while moving my wax burner away from the window, I spilled hot wax all over my hands, the wall, and in my electric fireplace. FML

By SpontaneousAM - / Saturday 15 April 2017 14:00 / United States - Pittsburgh

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By ashilyy24 | 7

#7439512 - Saturday 15 April 2017 08:58

YDI for moving it while it's hot.

By C8H18 | 33

#7439536 - Saturday 15 April 2017 09:56

What possessed you to think it was a good idea to move it while it was hot?

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By ashilyy24 | 7

#7439512 - Saturday 15 April 2017 08:58

YDI for moving it while it's hot.

By C8H18 | 33

#7439536 - Saturday 15 April 2017 09:56

What possessed you to think it was a good idea to move it while it was hot?

By TellyJ34 | 10

#7439677 - Sunday 16 April 2017 03:41

I bet it's going to smell quite nice for a while

By Mae342 | 24

#7439689 - Sunday 16 April 2017 04:56

paper towel and a clothes iron will get it out?

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