By fuck you with a bacon cock - United Kingdom - Forres
Today, I got up early in the morning to get a snack, only to walk in on my "vegan" housemate eating a turkey sandwich. This bastard harasses me every other day about my meat-eating, but all he could do after he noticed me was drop the sandwich and claim he'd been sleepwalking. FML
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By  oj101  |  33

Could it be one of those realistic substitute meats? Although I'm not in any way vegetarian, I often prefer vegetarian sausages and chicken slices as they have the same flavour and texture, and are far healthier.

  kingdomgirl94  |  28

I hate that the old teacher nitpicking has become a joke online. Can has two forms: ability to do something and the permissive form. Therefore asking the question makes someone not only a picky douche, but also wrong.