punch him in the face and claim you were sleep walking (:

I don't even care if he's vegan or not; if you believe in something stick to your guns, don't be a hypocrite.

Shhhh... more bacon for us!

Blasphemy.

Shun the blasphemer...shuuuuun

I prefer steak. A nice bloody steak ;)

I prefer asshole :) nice bloody asshole ;)

You either like bacon or you are wrong.

I prefer sausages. no not that type you dirty minded people.

Bacon is every thing! but seriously no meat? or anything from animals? not my life style lol

Silence!

Bacon isn't even that good.

But why would he drop it and say he was sleep walking then?

those vegan meet substitutes probably give you cancer. like most things now a days

Vegetarian MRE's (meal ready to eat) are so much better than the real meat ones lol

you're retarded. please leave

Both of you, GET OUT!

Can I go too? I gotta use the bath room

We don't know, 43. Can you?!

Yes, you CAN go to the bathroom. But may he go? The world may never know

I hate that the old teacher nitpicking has become a joke online. Can has two forms: ability to do something and the permissive form. Therefore asking the question makes someone not only a picky douche, but also wrong.

It isn

Ugh... that was a horrible attempt at something funny.

And this is what happens when your mind dwells on meat for too long! Think now of vegetables and fruits. Ponder your mistake.

No whimsy, seriously?

This thread is so full of fail. At least according to the number of thumbs-down votes on like all the comments. haha

I thought it was funny, maybe I'm alone in this opinion though.

That joke was fowl.