By mylifeisahell - Norway Today, I found garbage in my postbox. In amongst the garbage, I found a note saying ''This is all you ever will get. Stay away from me!'', from the girl I sent a love poem to the other day. FML I agree, your life sucks 28276 You deserved it 7177 179 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Sweden Today, my boyfriend gave me an early wedding present. I opened the box and inside was the most adorable cat I've ever seen! It got scared, jumped out, clawed my face and pissed everywhere. My wedding is tomorrow and I look like Frankenstein's bride. FML I agree, your life sucks 40771 You deserved it 3828 123 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Ash_The_Unicorn - 20/8/2020 14:05 Gentle Today, after losing my father a little over 6 months ago, and finally feeling comfortable talking to my fiancé (who lives with me and my family) about it, my mother forced her way into the room and started yelling at me for crying. Her excuse, "It’s after your bedtime." I’m 20. FML I agree, your life sucks 1661 You deserved it 417 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By pear8head - United States Today, I ran into my new apartment neighbor. She said she could hear me and my girlfriend having wild sex last night. She told me she had always wanted to have a threesome. My new neighbor is as old as my grandma, and even resembles her. I politely declined. FML I agree, your life sucks 54108 You deserved it 5870 84 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Fired We could be heroes… Today, I stepped outside my office building for a smoke break and I witnessed a mugging so I ran over to stop it. I succeeded in getting mugged instead of the original target. I then couldn't get into my building until a coworker left an hour later. My boss was mad and still doesn't believe me. FML I agree, your life sucks 31954 You deserved it 5649 128 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I found out that even if you have to go really bad, never burst into a bathroom stall assuming that it's vacant because you don't see any legs underneath. There might be a child in there, who will scream, and whose mother will burst in and start screaming at you for being a "pedo." FML I agree, your life sucks 30996 You deserved it 6307 113 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, a large number of people at my office don't realize that if the door to a stall is locked, it's occupied. While I can somewhat deal with people needlessly asking if it's occupied, what I can't deal with is someone looking over the stall to check. FML I agree, your life sucks 4701 You deserved it 223 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my serious boyfriend was talking about how he wants to get engaged and married. I was really happy until he said he's excited mainly for the tax benefits. FML I agree, your life sucks 53325 You deserved it 4326 59 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and badly needed to pee. Just as I was about to say I had to go to the bathroom, my boyfriend suddenly put his hands around my stomach and picked me up. He hit just the right spot, causing me to empty my bladder then and there. FML I agree, your life sucks 36222 You deserved it 4461 71 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 14/4/2020 20:00 Big Brother Today, I was accused of "spying too much" on what my coworkers are writing about Covid-19 on the news site I work for. I'm one of the supervisors. FML I agree, your life sucks 1457 You deserved it 153 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By undanya__four - United Kingdom - Bristol Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML I agree, your life sucks 33062 You deserved it 3673 99 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Whipped Cream - United States - Charlotte Today, I took a picture of myself wearing a whipped cream bra with cherry nipples, captioned, "I hope you enjoyed your dinner, now how about some dessert???" I meant to send it to my fiancé. I sent it by mistake to my dad. FML I agree, your life sucks 21282 You deserved it 49482 149 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Busted - United Kingdom Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML I agree, your life sucks 33375 You deserved it 4645 126 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Hannah - Ireland Today, I made the long drive to work, got out of the car, and realised that I'd forgotten to put shoes on before I left the house. FML I agree, your life sucks 17169 You deserved it 33580 104 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By jobless - United States - Fort Collins Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML I agree, your life sucks 33564 You deserved it 2500 79 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By rainedaddy - United States Today, I open my front door and saw a covered basket with a card from my girlfriend on it. I picked it up and read, "Hope this cheers you up." I uncovered the basket to find a golden labrador puppy. Its eyes were closed and it wasn't breathing. FML I agree, your life sucks 73730 You deserved it 3165 194 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Switzerland - Wildberg Today, my boyfriend ended our relationship. He called me from his mobile phone, claimed to be a trauma surgeon, and told me with a bad German accent that my "boyfriend" had been in a fatal car crash earlier in the day. What the hell is wrong with this idiot? FML I agree, your life sucks 35685 You deserved it 4349 190 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Elko Today, my boss yet again said she was "literally dying", after she watched a funny video online. Long story short, I'm now on her shitlist because I couldn't help but point out that she clearly wasn't dying, and that her ranting was distracting me from doing actual work. FML I agree, your life sucks 37624 You deserved it 18449 101 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Beachwood Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML I agree, your life sucks 64902 You deserved it 9416 131 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By bittenbyadonkey - United Kingdom Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my family. Everything went well until my mum started hitting the brandy. While kicked back in her chair, she asked my boyfriend how satisfactory I was in bed, and if he enjoyed going down on me. FML I agree, your life sucks 37007 You deserved it 3533 71 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom - Alfreton Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML I agree, your life sucks 50932 You deserved it 3901 83 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By nahalDZ - Germany - K?ln Today, my girlfriend tried to wake me with a handjob. Because I'm a very light sleeper, I woke straight away and instinctively punched whoever was touching my dick. She forgave me, but I don't think her father ever will once he finds out. FML I agree, your life sucks 25386 You deserved it 5291 118 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I was texting with my childhood crush late at night and we were exchanging secrets. I figured this was as good a time as any to tell her about my long-standing crush on her. Turns out she's a lesbian. FML I agree, your life sucks 2658 You deserved it 323 19 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By not drunk - Brazil - Santa Maria Today, I've been one year sober. My health has improved a lot, unlike my social life, which has died a horrible, lonely death. FML I agree, your life sucks 34493 You deserved it 4682 113 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By N O - Canada - Granton Today, my husband thought it would be hilarious to slip a little fake blood into the bathtub while I was relaxing in it, eyes closed. When I opened my eyes, the water was one big cloud of red. I screamed so loud that I might as well have been dying, and yes, he recorded everything. FML I agree, your life sucks 53286 You deserved it 6928 100 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By omfgitburns Today, I had a plaster cast removed from my arm. After telling the nurse it felt like the saw was cutting my skin, she tells me there is no way that it could touch my skin and that I was being paranoid. She cracked open the cast. Burns, blisters and bleeding skin were revealed. FML I agree, your life sucks 48366 You deserved it 2851 186 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By OverweightTeen - Canada Today, I added some of my own money to the tip jar in the Subway I work at to make myself look less pathetic. FML I agree, your life sucks 12940 You deserved it 24830 95 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By planes - United States Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML I agree, your life sucks 36889 You deserved it 2602 99 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Nnn Today, my coworker came to my desk, so I greeted him with a smile, and said, "Hello friend." He then told me that we are not friends, and that he hates when I say that. Oh, OK, sorry for trying to be nice. FML I agree, your life sucks 1555 You deserved it 417 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Albuquerque Today, while in line at my local bakery, an old man passed wind in front of me. The smell was like nothing I've ever experienced before. I managed to withstand it, but the child behind me could not, and spewed orange vomit all over my back. FML I agree, your life sucks 48663 You deserved it 3419 77 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ywouldudomelikethat - United States - Renton Today, I found out my ex started a Tumblr where she posts one photo a day. Each photo being a pic I texted her over the course of our relationship. My office, the bars I like to go to, favorite restaurants, my mom's place, my place, my penis, etc. FML I agree, your life sucks 25472 You deserved it 4545 93 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Igor - United States - Lansdale Today, I have a very uncomfortable cyst in my armpit and a sprained ankle both on my right side, resulting in me limping and keeping my arm awkwardly plastered to my side. My fiancé keeps walking like me and calling me Igor, saying "Yes, Master" whenever I ask him for something. FML I agree, your life sucks 34240 You deserved it 4079 79 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymity - Canada Today, my mother was vaccuming the stairs. Trying to be polite, I climbed over the banister to the floor above, so I wouldn't interrupt her. She looked at me odd and said, "I'm surprised that held your weight." The banister is maple and steel. FML I agree, your life sucks 54644 You deserved it 5571 44 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anonymous - United States Today, I was in agonizing pain and couldn't move. My parents said they couldn't take me to the ER until the football game on TV was over. FML I agree, your life sucks 35802 You deserved it 3311 176 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada - Stoney Creek Today, I was woken up and kicked out of my friend's party at 3:00 in the morning. This wouldn't have been so bad if someone hadn't stolen my shoes. I had to walk for an hour in the rain, in my socks. FML I agree, your life sucks 1525 You deserved it 371 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By James - United Kingdom - Cirencester Lost Today, I was having a good time drinking with a few friends. Next thing I know, I'm walking down an unknown street, with just one shoe, no wallet and no phone. FML I agree, your life sucks 688 You deserved it 1543 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Brooklyn - United States - Newport Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML I agree, your life sucks 25533 You deserved it 3259 91 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By badteacher - United States Today, while I was substitute teaching a middle school class, a boy, named Chris, refused to get in the boy's line for the bathroom. After I had said, "Chris, what makes you think you're a girl?" in a very loud voice, one of the other students said "She is a girl." I've scarred a child for life. FML I agree, your life sucks 14816 You deserved it 52456 257 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ash - United States Today, I had to admit that I'm an alcoholic when I spent my last dollar bills on Southern Comfort instead of tampons. FML I agree, your life sucks 11071 You deserved it 41716 152 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I was chatting to my brother on Skype. Out of the blue, and just as I read the punchline to a hilarious joke, he said his girlfriend had been cheating on him. I couldn't stifle my side-splitting laughter, and he's been ignoring my calls since. FML I agree, your life sucks 26781 You deserved it 9948 103 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, barely able to pay rent while working 3 jobs, I decided to give in to the idea of making online sex work photos and videos. Everyone else seems... I agree, your life sucks 724 You deserved it 241 5 Comments
Today, I started to cry while masturbating. This isn't the first time that this has happened. FML I agree, your life sucks 552 You deserved it 226 4 Comments