Short Struggles By FML Videos - 10/11/2018 00:30 They try so hard! I agree, your life sucks 268 You deserved it 74 Share Tweet Share
Today, I managed to not think too much about how alone I feel living in a strange city, and I went out to find a quiet place to write and eat. After I ordered my meal, I saw that I was the only diner that was sitting alone at a table. Then "All By Myself" came on the radio. FML I agree, your life sucks 36 291 You deserved it 3 660
Today, while getting it on with my boyfriend, I decided to be spontaneous and do something sexy. I started taking his underwear off with my teeth. My teeth dragged over his shaft, and my braces cut up his foreskin in the process. Now he's not talking to me. FML I agree, your life sucks 18 775 You deserved it 62 083
Today, I discovered my water bottle had leaked and spilled water all over my backpack, ruining my notebooks, soaking my schoolbooks, and destroying my midterm portfolio. FML I agree, your life sucks 29 822 You deserved it 5 727
Today, I was putting on cream and my son asked what it was for. I told him it was to keep the wrinkles away. He looked at me closely and replied, "I don't think it's working." FML I agree, your life sucks 47 728 You deserved it 6 506
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 652 You deserved it 372
Today, I got home from work, took a shower, got ready for bed, and laid down right in cat piss. Now I'm shampooing the mattress and taking another shower just to sleep on the couch. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 904 You deserved it 423
Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML I agree, your life sucks 39 608 You deserved it 18 328
Today, and for the fifth week in a row, my dad has been moping around and acting pissy about everything because his psycho girlfriend won't talk to him. He now claims his life is over. I'm being raised by a teenage girl. FML I agree, your life sucks 46 519 You deserved it 2 973