By Anonymous - 30/11/2011 03:13 - United States

Today, I decided to light a candle in my room. Since fire intrigues me, I put an old brochure into it. Paper burns fast, and now my carpet has a big, black burn mark. FML
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boycrazy30007 12

I get being a pyro, but there is no excuse for being an idiot

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ILoveEggnog 7

I really hate to say this, but you definitely deserved it.

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disney_blonde 16

Next time, pour gasoline over yourself first. I hear the results are quite spectacular!

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MoNnEy_MiiTE 3

God learned this the hard way with people!! Naaa jk im not that racist

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SengBoi 0

Sounds like someone will never be the firelord.

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fail8 0

just get a sharpie and colour the burn mark

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Hypercrush80s 3

What a Darwin event you dumbass. what did you think would happen when you mix fire plus paper?

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jackeechan 10

You need to think more

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jackeechan 10

You need to think more

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HunterAlpha1 8

at least your neighborhood doesn't have a big pile of ashes.

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komatights 5

mphhh! hummhhfpfff mphphphhh? ... ...So you're not a fellow Pyro? D:

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