By burnt38392 - 24/12/2010 19:36 - United States

Today, as a means of getting over my abusive ex, I decided to write his name on a piece of paper and light it on fire. As I lit the paper up, I noticed the marker ink had bled through it. The paper is gone, but his name is forever engraved on my desk. FML
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smashgrab 0
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Sandpaper will remove it, then use some touch up varnish to make the sanded patch blend in with the rest of the desk. Congrats on getting rid of an abusive ex, though!

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felipe87 2
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yea! now you get to torch a desk. bigger is better

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Wizardroxx 3
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Well... it'll be a memory.

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fakeaccountX 6

It wouldn't be "engraved" unless you had carved it into your desk with a knife or something. Relax and get some rubbing alcohol.

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titanic12beth 0
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burn the desk.

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muffpuncher 0
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a fine plan!

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IndianForLife 0

You should have gotten married to the man. That way you would have been less guilty for having sex with a stranger.

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IndianForLife 0

^Ronie doesn't love me. :(

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brianjman14 22
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18 - I was thinking that, too. 23 - That made me laugh, hahaha. OP - Unless you actually did take a knife to the desk, it'll wash off. You're an idiot. Don't over exaggerate.

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zoraman5 3
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Anyone else think Death Note?

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vergaso 0

but if u burn the desk it'll engrave the name to the floor

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Cierra657 0

23 winn xD

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smashgrab 0
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Sandpaper will remove it, then use some touch up varnish to make the sanded patch blend in with the rest of the desk. Congrats on getting rid of an abusive ex, though!

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Jewelofagal 2
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Try a Magic Eraser, first.

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iSitt 0

rubbing alcohol might work too

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michalch98 4
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Also a torch or molotov cocktail. Preferably a flamethrower but if you dont have one make a molotov! Better yet, light some 140 proof Absynthe on fire and torch tbe desk. I would record it upload it to youtube then put the desk in the neighbors yard. I wish you luck!

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Qwermy 16

acetone should get rid of it too

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felipe87 2
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yea! now you get to torch a desk. bigger is better

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mattyjsando 0

way to think outside the box

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illmatic2 16
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Or she could just set her ex on fire.... That's what I would do.

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mahimalil 0

Time to burn the desk. Just what I was thinking.

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darienXdisaster 0

28; win!

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melons122 3

I was thinking the same thing

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dickamaru 0

hell ya bust out the gasoline

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meeexxx 18
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how about using some alcohol to rub it off?

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DocBastard 38
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Nah, alcohol burns too much. I would use Vaseline or lotion or KY. Wait, what?

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Yee12 0

Doc, you may just be my idol.

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BeastNerd 3

#16 hahahahahahaah I was like, 'What? He's SO off.' Once again, hahahahahahahahaha

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krazykyra1996 3
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I officially love you. Just saying(:

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Twisted107 4

get a new desk

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BrookeLockhart 0
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Sorry, we have the same breed of dog :)

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iDontHaveTwitter 0

burn the desk

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Azure_Ebony 0
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Baking soda works for some of those kinds of stains. Congrats on getting rid of your ex, though!

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heyygirl14 2

use rubbing alcohol to get it off :)

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blcarter81 0
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I doubt a marker pen engraved it onto your desk.... :/

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Sirin_fml 46
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You're not saying this is fake, are you? You wouldn't say such a thing, surely, dude.

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krystal2424 0

well now burn the desk, then what the heck burn his house down. lol jkjk at least file a report against the jerk :]

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