By burnt38392 - 24/12/2010 19:36 - United States

Today, as a means of getting over my abusive ex, I decided to write his name on a piece of paper and light it on fire. As I lit the paper up, I noticed the marker ink had bled through it. The paper is gone, but his name is forever engraved on my desk. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 442
You deserved it 19 514

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Sandpaper will remove it, then use some touch up varnish to make the sanded patch blend in with the rest of the desk. Congrats on getting rid of an abusive ex, though!

yea! now you get to torch a desk. bigger is better

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Well... it'll be a memory.

It wouldn't be "engraved" unless you had carved it into your desk with a knife or something. Relax and get some rubbing alcohol.

burn the desk.

a fine plan!

You should have gotten married to the man. That way you would have been less guilty for having sex with a stranger.

^Ronie doesn't love me. :(

18 - I was thinking that, too. 23 - That made me laugh, hahaha. OP - Unless you actually did take a knife to the desk, it'll wash off. You're an idiot. Don't over exaggerate.

Anyone else think Death Note?

but if u burn the desk it'll engrave the name to the floor

Sandpaper will remove it, then use some touch up varnish to make the sanded patch blend in with the rest of the desk. Congrats on getting rid of an abusive ex, though!

Try a Magic Eraser, first.

rubbing alcohol might work too

Also a torch or molotov cocktail. Preferably a flamethrower but if you dont have one make a molotov! Better yet, light some 140 proof Absynthe on fire and torch tbe desk. I would record it upload it to youtube then put the desk in the neighbors yard. I wish you luck!

acetone should get rid of it too

yea! now you get to torch a desk. bigger is better

way to think outside the box

Or she could just set her ex on fire.... That's what I would do.

Time to burn the desk. Just what I was thinking.

I was thinking the same thing

hell ya bust out the gasoline

how about using some alcohol to rub it off?

Nah, alcohol burns too much. I would use Vaseline or lotion or KY. Wait, what?

Doc, you may just be my idol.

#16 hahahahahahaah I was like, 'What? He's SO off.' Once again, hahahahahahahahaha

I officially love you. Just saying(:

get a new desk

Sorry, we have the same breed of dog :)

Baking soda works for some of those kinds of stains. Congrats on getting rid of your ex, though!

use rubbing alcohol to get it off :)

I doubt a marker pen engraved it onto your desk.... :/

You're not saying this is fake, are you? You wouldn't say such a thing, surely, dude.

well now burn the desk, then what the heck burn his house down. lol jkjk at least file a report against the jerk :]