Health: Today, I sliced a deep gash into my thumb while carving up bagels....

By opposableouch - 27/10/2009 18:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I sliced a deep gash into my thumb while carving up bagels. After putting a plaster on, I returned to my room to relax, where I lit a candle. The flame from my new lighter shot up, and set fire to the plaster on my thumb. Now I have a cut AND several burns. FML

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dspadres 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 1:12

We didn't copy your language. You guys brought it with you when you colonized this country. Plaster as we know it is a chemical compound meant to seal holes in walls and such so it can be painted over. I would hope you guys don't put shit like that on your cuts. It can't be good putting whatever the hell is in that stuff in your blood stream.

leyash 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 0:31

Because it's a top brand name for covering wounds. That's why.

Sun_Kissed18 25

Tuesday 27 October 2009 23:08

Bad luck I'd say

Ajjas013 6

Wednesday 28 October 2009 2:59

Also why people have TWO thumbs. I think.

cookiepenguin 0

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Tuesday 16 February 2010 2:19

so u make bagels and live in thestone age. fascinating. ¿how is this an fml?

drummer_dude 0

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Tuesday 27 October 2009 23:10

Ouch D: hope it gets better soon!

Maxine17 8

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Tuesday 27 October 2009 23:11

...I also have gashes and burns on my thumbs too due to my job. ...Fml? No.

Zezing 0

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Friday 30 October 2009 17:52

Carving bagels? Plasters? CANDLES? What the fuck is going on!?

FernandoTorres_fml 0

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Tuesday 27 October 2009 23:13

Time heals all, except your dignity.

Vert90 11

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Tuesday 3 April 2012 4:17

And your virginity.

starry_eyed 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 23:14

Wow lol. That really just sucks.

perdix 29

Tuesday 27 October 2009 23:15

This would not be a good day to take up juggling chainsaws and bottles of acid.

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Tuesday 27 October 2009 23:17

Would any day be a good day to take up juggling chainsaws and bottles of acid?

perdix 29

Tuesday 27 October 2009 23:25

A day that you are showing a bit of dexterity and want to get on "America's Got Talent." How come that show is judged by two Brits and a guy who is a has-been here but an idol in Germany?