By opposableouch - United Kingdom
Today, I sliced a deep gash into my thumb while carving up bagels. After putting a plaster on, I returned to my room to relax, where I lit a candle. The flame from my new lighter shot up, and set fire to the plaster on my thumb. Now I have a cut AND several burns. FML
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By  dspadres  |  0

We didn't copy your language. You guys brought it with you when you colonized this country. Plaster as we know it is a chemical compound meant to seal holes in walls and such so it can be painted over. I would hope you guys don't put shit like that on your cuts. It can't be good putting whatever the hell is in that stuff in your blood stream.

  Ajjas013  |  6

Also why people have TWO thumbs.

I think.

  perdix  |  29

A day that you are showing a bit of dexterity and want to get on "America's Got Talent."

How come that show is judged by two Brits and a guy who is a has-been here but an idol in Germany?