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By Anonymous - / Saturday 11 June 2011 00:14 / United States
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  BagleHead  |  6

I feel like Bombing the pool is a little exsessive.

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  YacL  |  15

Who said anything about bombing the pool?

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  herrobear  |  0

I see lots of exaggeration here. If the lifeguard thinks someone is drowning, they jump in, and he's a lifeguard, he has to touch you to get you out. This is in no way an FML.

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  Iskaria  |  0

92, 77's pic is not 77, it's of Debbie Harry AKA Blondie. If you would like to know why Blondie is wearing them, feel free to send her some fan mail, she might even answer, I'm sure she gets a lot less than she used to.

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  a_nutritionist  |  10

too many people with no life experience. have you idiots even seen a lifeguard before? do you think they stop to make sure their hands are an appropriate distance away from any areas of interest? i mean come the fuck on, so many people who actually think this is inappropriate conduct...its pathetic.

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  witchdoctor1  |  9

25 26. how do u know OP isn't a guy...?

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  FreakingFYou  |  13

thank you 120. I am a lifeguard and I hate hearing people say that we can touch all the hot chicks. Dipshits, we are trying to save their life. You jack ass holes can go watch some porn if you think we are inappropriate.

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  threer  |  30

Guys, shut the fuck up. Acting like touching people is appropriate and/or selective to chicks. I could very well feel up a guy as a lifeguard. (Those who will tell me that OP is a girl, I know that. Except they didn't.. So I'm pissed.)

By  saraheve1188  |  5

Guess that would suck to go to the beach.

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look as an EMT if you are going to save somebody you don't care where you touch them to get them to safety and keep them alive. it's the same way for life guards he was doing his job

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  Truth_Nazi  |  0

People hire lifeguards because they save lives, not to be eye-candy, and no

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  iluvfmls456  |  0

actually, #44, most, if not all the lifeguards I've seen happen to be pretty hot. I think a lot of the time they do get hired with looks in mind. the stereotypical lifeguard tends to be hot. my point is, this particular lifeguard has a good chance of having more than average looks

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  Zombieslayer1  |  0

Really!? Wow! That was not obvious at all.

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  awesomeooo3  |  0

I reckon there was some exaggerating going on here. The lifeguard could potentially lose his job if this was completely true. I doubt someone would risk their job just to touch some woman's boobs, even if she didn't swim like a drowning sheep.

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