Love: Today, I decided to get a Blizzard from Dairy Queen. As bent...

By sadtimes - 22/01/2009 11:10 - Canada

Today, I decided to get a Blizzard from Dairy Queen. As bent down to put my pen away, my Blizzard somehow defied the laws of gravity and fell on me. FML

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By mvgirl - 22/10/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, while sitting with my son, an ice cream cone landed on my head from out of nowhere. I look up to see three children on the balcony above us yelling, "Look! We hit the fat lady!" They ran away laughing. FML

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By teachingsucks - 14/03/2010 18:29 - United States

Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML

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By skating101 - 08/12/2009 02:32 - Canada

Today, I went skating at the local rink. I had a really hard time balancing and was falling all over the place. After everyone had a good laugh, someone finally decided to tell me that one of my blade covers was still on, thanks. FML

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By ab - 09/10/2011 05:11 - Canada

Today, a woman came into my work and yelled at me because no one told her the cake she had bought the week before was made of ice cream. She'd hidden it in the cupboard and it melted. I work in Dairy Queen. FML

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By Gale - 13/01/2009 15:01 - United States

Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML

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Not-so-biker chick

By Kris - 24/09/2023 10:00 - Canada

Today, I thought it was about time to learn to ride a bike as an adult. I wobbled down the street, lost my balance, and crashed into a parked ice cream truck. The owner yelled at me, and I was left with a bruised ego and no ice cream. FML

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Kitchen nightmares

By Accident-prone af - 07/07/2020 20:02

Today, while making milkshakes, I was pouring and the blender's blades all fell out somehow. I don't know what's worse, that I sliced my finger open when the blades fell out and now there's blood all over, that there's now melted ice cream all over my counter and floor, or that I just wasted an entire tub of ice cream. FML

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By 1000dollarspoor - 07/10/2009 09:25 - United States

Today, while working on my laptop, I accidentally spilled a glass of water. I quickly moved my laptop out of the way of the oncoming stream. It fell on the floor and broke. FML

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Slippery

By Dana - 29/01/2010 18:59 - United States

Today, it was very windy and snowy and the neighborhood's garbage cans were blowing everywhere. I had already brought mine in and I saw my neighbor's being blown away. Thinking I'd be nice, I went out to pick it up. Just before I could however, the wind smashed it into me and I fell on the ice. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2019 20:03

Today, I fell off my chair, then missed it completely trying to sit back down. FML

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genericnickname 0

Friday 27 February 2009 21:41

Falling isn't defying the laws of gravity. On the contrary, it's obeying them.

ChaosChild 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 1:32

XD it fell up? That's fantastic!

Comments

kksoooo 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 2:43

I don't think they have to.. But they should probably at least remake it for you. At least the one I work at would. (FML right there, btw)

genericnickname 0

Friday 27 February 2009 21:41

Falling isn't defying the laws of gravity. On the contrary, it's obeying them.

ChaosChild 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 1:32

XD it fell up? That's fantastic!

Kyzano 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 5:57

Avalancheeeeeeeee! At least that's what I would have said. They should have replaced it. Kyzano

cameron194 9

Saturday 17 November 2012 9:46

No, Cameron

mellowyellowww 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 20:56

NO! :( this makes me so sad! i hope you got another one!

DarkestSaint 5

Tuesday 7 April 2009 6:08

dude tell me how to do that FYL but that sounds awesome

24788 6

Thursday 30 April 2009 11:47

Blizzards are so expensive. You should get a new one if you can.

123sploosh 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 3:03

wait i dont get it at all someone explain

Rikku95 0

Monday 26 April 2010 1:40

blizzards are famous because they defy gravity. if you flip it upside- down, then it will stay in the cup. and if they don't stay in the cup, DQ replaces your blizzard.