Work: Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display....

By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 14:35 - France - Melesse

Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML

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JamieLT 22

Sunday 5 April 2015 6:01

Just say 'I meant to do that', take a bow, and walk away...

ilytyvm 25

Sunday 5 April 2015 5:59

Please tell me that it wasn't messy food... That would just add insult to injury.

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ilytyvm 25

Sunday 5 April 2015 5:59

Please tell me that it wasn't messy food... That would just add insult to injury.

slingerslasher 24

Monday 6 April 2015 15:50

Of all days, it was sloppy joe and mashed potatoes day.

clrichmond2009 24

Sunday 5 April 2015 5:59

Good luck getting that cleaned up.

er0401 13

Sunday 5 April 2015 6:00

#1 must be from Canada

ilytyvm 25

Sunday 5 April 2015 6:00

haha. Why? I'm actually not from Canada.

1DisGR8 32

Sunday 5 April 2015 6:00

Was it tasty at least?

Hauclir 14

Sunday 5 April 2015 6:01

That's just peachy.

JamieLT 22

Sunday 5 April 2015 6:01

Just say 'I meant to do that', take a bow, and walk away...

ironmany_fml 23

Monday 6 April 2015 0:34

and then... fall down again?

senor_octubre 24

Sunday 5 April 2015 6:01

3rd times the charm eh? :D

zakmister 10

Sunday 5 April 2015 6:02

well that's shitty from back to front

elcee1987 18

Sunday 5 April 2015 23:35

That doesn't even make sense for this fml.

Devindelon 17

Sunday 5 April 2015 6:03

Free meal? No? Okay

Desi_D123 27

Sunday 5 April 2015 6:03

Scooby Doo, is that you?

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