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First and last! Alpha and Omega!
Oh, it's everything I hoped for, and so much more ;)
huh? and everything is bound to go wrong while eating an ice cream and driving. you deserve it because you were probably not paying attention and licking your cone. ;)
i moderated this one. OP YDI for going to McDonalds
YDI for trying to eat your feelings!! Next time, go work out or something. Exercise gives you endorphins, endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't kill their husbands. À la Elle Woods :)
sirim arent you goin to get moderated for putting first??
YDI for going to mcdonalds!
1. YDI for doing anything while driving. 2. Shit happens. Live with it. This is an everyday situation, not an FML.
Holy, ReyEr. So negative on this site. FML is for abecdotes, funny things that happen that mess up someone's day. I swear, you might die of heart attack or something.
mcdonalds has pretty much amazing soft serve plus it's a dollar! haha it's fantastc
don't see how one single Ice cream cone gets a huge mess on your hands, face, steering wheel, and carpet. must've had one big ass cone
pointless
80- their salads have sugar in them, not a normal salad? but yah nothing wrong with going to McD's, where I live, I rarely see fat people in there
88- if you knew to read the whole FML you wouldve found it got all over their car apparently too, definatly worth an FML
at jason... if thats u in the pic... u are hhhooott!
@ Sirin 2 Firsts in less than a month, careful or we are going to start to think that you also do not have a life...
I admit it readily: I have no life. Now hush, Hush, and take this invite to Snickerdoodles' and I's wedding. You can be the best man, and recite a very, very grammatically correct speech.
wow Marley you are such a bitch all it is from you is calling others names and judging them and you wonder why people don't like you? I think your fake anyway, op you should of been more careful.
i agree with cristall watever marley is prolly a huge mcdonalds addict and disgustingly obese
I admit that my standards for an FML are higher than most. But I was expecting this one to end like "I was so busy eating my delicious ice cream that I crashed the car. A little girl then ran up, kicked me in the balls, and took my ice cream. FML"
I agree with 113. yer a fake Marley.
110- 1 time, luck. 2 times, coincidence. 3 times, geek out wait for the third =P
For me Sirin? I am so honored, hopefully i can tag along for the bachelorette party also? :D
146- that's why we go there... it's cheap and tastes good, and if you don't eat it every day, you won't get fat, perfect, no?
Has anyones parents ever sung the McDonalds song to them???? "McDonalds is my kind of place They feed you rattlesnakes There are no parking spaces They'll slap you in the face... That's why their my kind of place!!" My dad used to sing it all the time... on the way to McDonalds. We loved it!
150- song is very inacurrate, never seen a mcdonalds with no parking spots, or serving rattlesnakes
seriously Marley is a fake xD and a troll
im not really a fan of mcdonalds. but their shakes and salads and ice cream iss pretty amazing. ! i dont really care for anything else on their menu though. but next time op try controlling your icecream when you drive! hehe
I love the Maine!!! (John is my background!)
Now if you had ordered a blizzard from DQ instead, this wouldn't have happened.
am I the only one that finds this fml utterly boring? boo hoo now u have to go change ur clothes."
179- blizzards are like ******* 4 dollars for 12 oz of ice cream with a little flavor
meowuiiiiifiififiiiimojtabandjdjfjjfuck your life fjfjififjfjrjjrjfnfngkofoeorjieoellfodlfofkgood girls going bad cause cities filled with theem, FML
You just fail. You either suck at driving or just suck at carrying out nominal tasks. Probably both.
Even if she is fat, which you don't know, at least she is smart enough to be a teacher. You are a dumbass, did you even pass kindergarten? You couldn't tell from the horrible grammar in your profile. It's people like you that stop human kind from advancing.
She can't get another one, the machine is broken (some people will get this)
I have huge ****...
wow, your a smart driver
Wow. You're* a smart poster. Congrats.
ahahahahaha ahahahahaha ahahahahaha ahahahahaha!!!!!! funny!!!!!! not joke fail
YDI for having an ice cream cone in a moving car.
i don't understand how going through a sharp turn made it get everywhere. it seems more likely it would just plop in one location rather than explode.
you have to be careful in the McDonalds drive thru, there are lots of raging fat people who will kill for some nuggets. fast food combined with not having to leave your car is a fat persons dream.
Expen_dable, nice one! God knows everyone's been roughed up in the playplaces at Micky-D's by said fat people's spawn!
Hahahaha don't forget about the occasional hobo found sleeping in the tunnels
That's probably the second most disgusting thing I've ever heard. And trust me that's saying something FYL ^
^^ you remind me of someone. I'll get back to you when I figure out who it is xD
noo. you remind me of this kid I used to babysit! I always gave him candy and stuff. but in the end he started being a creep so she had to find a guy babysitter.
At first I wasn't so sure but the more I think about it, the more I am sure that my young friend is that creepy kid. Only now he has gotten better at it. Heck he hasn't even gotten a restraining order lately.
I didn't even know mcdonalds had ice cream.
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i don't understand how going through a sharp turn made it get everywhere. it seems more likely it would just plop in one location rather than explode.
YDI for eating while driving, especially something that can be wrecked so easily.