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FML - The follow-up

Today, I went on my sixth date with a guy I was beginning to really like. He asked if I'd mind if his friend Pete met up with us afterwards. I said sure. Turns out "Pete" is his penis. FML

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OP here, he was a lovely man until this. Weeks before this date he talked about Pete as if he were a real person. I thought I was going to meet his best friend...which I guess I did in one sense.
By KEA_08 - / Thursday 20 March 2014 17:13 / Canada - Etobicoke
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  TorturedXeno  |  27

I wonder if Pete was really happy to see her. *insert "If you know what I mean" face*

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Hope Pete wasn't too shy, though.

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  buttcramp  |  21

#1, awesome and creative. OP's date was creative too.. but not so awesome.

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  KingAbe88  |  12

Well it has been already six dates ;)

By  Karenezzy  |  20

Did you give Pete a kiss?

By  Fr0gs  |  15

Mine is Jimmy, incase you were wondering

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Maybe u can call it Jimbo... Or even JUMBO!!

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  hashshim  |  21

Mine was christened Monty by my Ex Girlfriend, after Monty Python.

By  person961  |  9

Don't forget, you did say it was fine!

By  OhWhoCares  |  42

...LOL. This made me laugh. I would've thought it's a little weird that he would've asked me to meet up with one of his friends on the first date, but that's just me.

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  pinkster2014  |  25

*sixth date

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  OhWhoCares  |  42

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  OhWhoCares  |  42

Such anger woah o_o calm down bro it's just a website

By  Nevracceptdefeat  |  25

I hope you gave pete a proper greeting ;) XD

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