Miscellaneous: Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better...

By UsuallyaUnicornbread - 26/11/2014 21:01 - United States - Morrisville

Today, I went to get myself a latte to make myself feel better after having a bad day. As soon as I sat down to enjoy it, I spilled it all over myself, another customer, and the floor. FML

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You deserved it 3 323

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By ClumsyBarista - 20/12/2016 05:04 - United States - Springfield

Today, while serving a line of ten customers by myself at the coffee shop I work at, I knocked over a cup of steaming hot milk and it went all over the coffee bar, espresso machine, floor, and myself. I then had to act like everything was fine and make a line of drinks with milk everywhere. FML

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You deserved it 1 060

By Coffee - 06/08/2018 16:30

Today, I went to Starbucks to get my free birthday coffee and due to a mistake I received two. Thinking it was my lucky day, I hurried off to work. As I was walking in, I tripped and spilt one coffee all over my new dress. Then I walked into a door and spilt the other. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I was drinking coffee out of my favorite mug, when it slipped out of my hand. I caught it, but not before most of the hot coffee spilled all over my lap. In reaction, I dropped the mug again, shattering it. FML

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You deserved it 4 260

By burnnnnn - 22/02/2010 01:31 - Ecuador

Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML

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WAKE UP IT'S MONDAY MORNING!

By Anonymous - 02/09/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, I was running late for work so I grabbed my coffee to go. I was rushing down the stairs when I stumbled a bit and spilled the entire cup of coffee all over myself. I had to go back up, change clothes, and was still late. The kicker? It was decaf. FML

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You deserved it 332

No tip for you

By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 06:34 - United States

Today, I was feeling sick but went into my waitressing job because I'd already missed 3 days this week. I was dizzy and managed to spill a tray of drinks all over the customers. Then, when their food was done, I tripped and spilled hot chili all over the man's lap. FML

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You deserved it 11 984

Butter fingers

By SplashOuch - 05/01/2010 17:58 - United States

Today, I was walking out of Starbucks when I sneezed, causing coffee to burn my nose. I screamed, dropped it, and sent scorching coffee all over my legs, while dropping everything else I was holding. FML

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You deserved it 7 196

By Tori - 16/02/2011 07:40 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds of getting my drink, I spilled it all over the table and my scarf. When the waiter was helping clean up the spill, he knocked over my boyfriend's drink. All over my pants. FML

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You deserved it 5 019

By tryandtryagain - 28/04/2011 04:04 - United Kingdom

Today, while waiting on tables at work, I was carrying a glass of red wine when I lost balance and spilt it everywhere. After cleaning the floor and myself up and after refilling a new glass, I did exactly the same thing again. FML

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Rebel stuff

By Anonymous - 23/05/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom - Tamworth

Today, while working in my shop, I was mopping the floor. A customer saw what I was doing, grabbed a bottle of Coca-Cola from the shelf, and poured it all over the floor where I had just finished mopping. FML

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You deserved it 76

Greenteamextreme 16

Thursday 27 November 2014 8:05

I did that with 2 coffees yesterday. Didnt learn the first time the universe didnt want me to have coffee that day.

luckyme143 13

Thursday 27 November 2014 8:02

aww I'm sorry op that sucks! hope tomorrow turns out better for you!

Comments

clumsylobster 17

Thursday 27 November 2014 8:02

Maybe don't drop your coffee

paigexox0 37

Thursday 27 November 2014 8:12

I don't think that was her intention.. But maybe thats just some new therapeutic activity i haven't heard of yet.

Donutsarelife 12

Thursday 27 November 2014 8:14

#1, The world would be a much better place without people like you...

WCARlover 34

Thursday 27 November 2014 8:20

What a great idea clumsylobster, with a name like that I'm willing to bet you're a pro at not dropping stuff!

clumsylobster 17

Thursday 27 November 2014 9:03

Well I guess my online name determines my real life co-ordinance...

rocker_chick105 31

Thursday 27 November 2014 16:19

What do you want OP to do, defy gravity?

kristabelli 19

Thursday 27 November 2014 19:25

That is really lame OP. I feel for ya.

kristabelli 19

Friday 28 November 2014 18:28

Hm, that's weird. This wasn't what my comment said - it was supposed to say: "That is really lame OP, I feel for ya. :( I hate spilling my coffee - not only do you have a mess to clean up, you also DON'T have coffee."

clumsylobster 17

Saturday 29 November 2014 1:23

Unless OP bought another

DavidKnows 11

Saturday 29 November 2014 4:04

#31. How about pay attention and be more careful?

luckyme143 13

Thursday 27 November 2014 8:02

aww I'm sorry op that sucks! hope tomorrow turns out better for you!

Greenteamextreme 16

Thursday 27 November 2014 8:05

I did that with 2 coffees yesterday. Didnt learn the first time the universe didnt want me to have coffee that day.

Welshite 39

Thursday 27 November 2014 8:08

Well of course it didn't. You're destined to drink only extreme green tea.

garrett_8614 14

Thursday 27 November 2014 8:05

That must suck, but did you at least get another latte?

persianjr 15

Thursday 27 November 2014 8:17

We'll we know that at least the floor did x)

Anthonymm2 20

Thursday 27 November 2014 8:06

There's always tomorrow

Almost_Positive 18

Thursday 27 November 2014 9:07

Another day, another latte spilled

tigerisabelle 31

Thursday 27 November 2014 8:08

OP, today might not have BEAN your day, but tomorrow won't be such a GRIND, I'm hoping.

arrow007archer 19

Thursday 27 November 2014 8:13

You don't need to put the puns in capitals as we will figure it out quickly.

WeLikeIke 23

Thursday 27 November 2014 8:12

If this happened to me, I would sink into a chair, bury my hands in my face, and start sobbing. Coffee is literally love and life when I get three hours of sleep and get extra-annoyed by my coworkers.