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By Anonymous - 18/03/2022 16:00

Today, I swear I’m going to just refuse to use the toilet when my mom is home on principle because whenever I go, no matter the time of day or night, that will be the exact moment she's bursting for a pee, and needs me out "NOW NOW NOW!" I haven’t had a relaxing, uninterrupted shit in almost a month. FML
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Advance 56

Fake it: Go regularly to the toilet, get out when she asks to go in, and when you really need it, just tell her she just went.

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Nikki 16

You could just ask her if she needs to use the toilet before you start your poo?

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Advance 56

Fake it: Go regularly to the toilet, get out when she asks to go in, and when you really need it, just tell her she just went.

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Hangryko 26
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Tell your mom to pee on a schedule. Meanwhile when you're in the bathroom, lock the door and wear noise cancelling headphones.

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Nikki 16

You could just ask her if she needs to use the toilet before you start your poo?

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D J's MOM 10
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something wrong with that woman.........

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Sinshine 28
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Ignore her? You can’t let her control you like that. Either she’s messing with you or taking pressure in having control over you. And if she really can’t hold it in for a few minutes or know when she has to go before it gets urgent, she’ll have to see a doctor.

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