By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 01:59 - United States - South Salem

Today, I heard the ice cream truck. Being the idiot that I am, I ran down the steps and almost immediately fell down them. I needed four stitches. I didn't even get my ice cream. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 072
You deserved it 9 576

Same thing different taste

Top comments

I'm not saying anything since you called yourself an idiot

It would all have been worth it if you got that ice cream!


I'm not saying anything since you called yourself an idiot

OP, that's what you get for being fat

omarzrgz 3

You have no idea if OP is fat or not.

they wanted the ice cream pretty damn bad

I'll at least say he probably made the ice cream man laugh.

egc573 40

You commented to say that you're not going to say anything?

MeeshaMeeshaPup 8

It's okay OP! I'll drop by and give you some ice cream! :D

Scream for my ice cream... Bitches get stitches... Two songs by blood on the dance floor. I think this is a conspiracy.

Anyone think this FML sounds like Handiquacks (Family Guy)?

TheCarChanel 0

All I wanted was a Popsicle Ended up in the hospital I got hit by the ice cream man All I wanted was a Popsicle

tjv3 10

Ice creamy cakey cake Ice creamy cakey cake do the ice cream and cake...

It would all have been worth it if you got that ice cream!

It would have been worth it if he didn't get I've cream OR stitches. On this one I'll have to say YDI and FYL. A mix of the two and you get a few seconds of bad luck.

Op didn't scream when he fell. You're supposed to scream for ice cream!

Well as soon as you're allowed out again, you should track down that truck and get your damn ice cream!

You're never, ever too old to run to the ice cream truck.

metalcrazed 21

You are the minute you are old enough to buy it from the store.

Spade606 6

Poor baby, you didn't get your ice cream :(

Ice cream is serious business. I hope your comment wasn't sarcasm, because I'm in college and wouldn't think twice about how ridiculous I look chasing that truck down.

Ice cream is the ****. I chase down ice cream trucks all the time.

mollysticks 10

You guys are lucky, I don't even get ice cream trucks where I live. Stupid Quebec.

metalcrazed 21

But you can buy a whole carton at the store.

Good thing you didn't end up running through the screen door.

We all scream for ice cream! And stitches.

You scream, I scream, We all scream for Ice cream.

linkinpark98 23

Dammit! You beat me to it. :P

My dad always told me when the ice cream man's music was playing, it meant he was out if ice cream

My parents always told my little sister that it was the "music truck" and that all they did was play music for the neighborhood XD. It made sense that they told her that though, she was a terror if she didn't get what she wanted.

I think that was used on Robert from "Everybody Loves Raymond" too.

Michellec9982 18
kandi_kid69 15

Does it matter? Ice cream is a delectable treat of the gods. :p

You're never too old to chase down an ice cream truck.

Ur nevr to old for ice cream!???? or stitches

omarzrgz 3

Who doesn't run to catch the ice cream truck? :D