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By sadtimes - 22/01/2009 11:10 - Canada

Today, I decided to get a Blizzard from Dairy Queen. As bent down to put my pen away, my Blizzard somehow defied the laws of gravity and fell on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I went through a drive-thru and ordered a milkshake. When the cashier handed it to me, for some unknown reason I confidently grabbed the lid instead of the cup. Guess who’s now wearing the milkshake? FML

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By teachingsucks - 14/03/2010 18:29 - United States

Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML

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By ab - 09/10/2011 05:11 - Canada

Today, a woman came into my work and yelled at me because no one told her the cake she had bought the week before was made of ice cream. She'd hidden it in the cupboard and it melted. I work in Dairy Queen. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2025 03:00

Today, while rushing to work, I tried eating a yogurt while walking. I tripped on absolutely nothing, flung the spoon behind me, and somehow launched the yogurt straight up. It landed squarely on my head, and it looked like a bird had shat on me. FML

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By Coryj1220 - 26/03/2014 03:53 - United States - Louisville

Today, while working at Dairy Queen, a customer asked me what was so special about our ice cream cakes, and how they're different from regular cakes. I chuckled, and told her it's because they're made from ice cream. She threw a fit, which resulted in me being written up and sent home early. FML

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By greenroses92 - 19/08/2019 12:00

Today, I was called stupid by a customer, after I supposedly got his order wrong. He then threw his ice cream cone on the floor, tracked it around the store, and left. While I was cleaning it up, he came back and tripped me right into the mop water, spilling it everywhere. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2015 14:35 - France - Melesse

Today, at work, I tripped and fell face-first into a food display. As I picked myself up, totally humiliated, I tripped again and fell right back into it, earning a bunch of pitying looks from nearby customers. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2012 01:59 - United States - South Salem

Today, I heard the ice cream truck. Being the idiot that I am, I ran down the steps and almost immediately fell down them. I needed four stitches. I didn't even get my ice cream. FML

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By Nic - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I put on some skimpy shorts and bent down to get something on the bottom shelf of the fridge to get my boyfriend's attention. On my way up, I slammed my head on the edge of the fridge. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2008 16:55

Today, my refrigerator defrosted itself. FML

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genericnickname 0

Friday 27 February 2009 21:41

Falling isn't defying the laws of gravity. On the contrary, it's obeying them.

ChaosChild 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 1:32

XD it fell up? That's fantastic!

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CitizenSnipz 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 4:57

The wording on this FML is epic.

arenuister 0

Friday 27 May 2011 12:33

where were you putting the pen?

raspackman 0

Friday 8 July 2011 11:38

#4 it fell up

newmandotcom 6

Monday 3 October 2011 22:09

If it falls on you it's not defying the laws of gravity

Urbanchiller 0

Friday 4 November 2011 1:39

Dairy Queen defies so much gravity, it's rediculous.

gr3enw1lly17 5

Sunday 8 July 2012 7:06

As bent down

mk101 1

Monday 6 August 2012 13:17

it's called inertia

ILoveZombieBoys 13

Friday 10 August 2012 0:33

HAHAHAHA XDDDD

Austy34 5

Monday 19 November 2012 16:52

...they dont call it a "blizzard" for nothing

raesos91 26

Friday 8 February 2013 15:32

what a waste of ice cream! how dare you! you are now banned from dq! ah ha, nah jk. sucks tho :l

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