Today, I decided to dye my hair to freshen up my appearance. I asked my husband for his opinion, expecting him to recommend a color. He then asked me why going on a diet wasn't my first option. FML
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Today, when my boyfriend reffered to my hair, I told him I was going to dye it. He responded by saying, "finally, so how much you going for, 40, maybe 50 pounds?". I said dye it, not diet. FML
Today, my husband threw a fit because I dyed my hair bright magenta. Funny, I actually dyed it three days ago. He literally just noticed. Shows how much attention he pays me. FML
Today, I came home to find my girlfriend had dyed her hair a ridiculous bright color. She knows I absolutely fucking despise brightly colored hair on women. FML
Today, I got a new haircut and style. Feeling pretty. My husband got home and is not even a little interested. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I dyed my hair back to pastel pink, which it hasn't been in over a year. It goes well with my skin and I was super excited about it so I decided to Snapchat my friend about it. Her response? "You were thinner last time your hair looked like that." FML
Today, my mom was feeling down because of her gray hairs. In an attempt to cheer her up, I suggested that she dye them. Her hair turned orange. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML
Today, I found that if I want my husband to take me out, all I have to do is say that I’m trying to lose weight. Anytime I bring up dieting or weight loss, suddenly he wants to take me to every restaurant in town and splurge on sweets. Part of me wants to lose weight but I also enjoy the snacks. FML
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
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bigbadtim 7
Do both.
Dudeitscaleb 0
I know someone who is sleeping on the couch tonight
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Comments (244)
FFML_314 11
I must be single, because I said we aren't sure if OP is fat? I'm 5'8 and weigh 134 pounds. I'm far from fat, but my ex boyfriend used to tell me I was fat all the time. Just because her husband said that, doesn't mean we have to assume she is, you evil bitch. Also, what does being a man have to do with spitting out the first thing that comes to their mind? Not all men are like that and not all people let themselves go in a relationship. You're an imbecile.
sourgirl101 28
156 If you want to speak to the OP you don't have to threadjack. You can respond at the bottom like you're suppose to. but you're welcomed to stay 'cause I do enjoy your comments.(: And Anna I go by "Q".
ohthebloodygore 16
169, wow. You insinuated that because he's a guy he spews out the first thought. Being a guy doesn't mean you're a different species. He's human, he has brain capacity, and he can control the words he says. Just because he's male does not mean he has an excuse for being rude. He controls his mouth. You're an idiot.
Schizomaniac 24
FATALITY!
TheIrishJaneDoe 8
Psst, hey Eli! Anna put that comment we wabted in here, next to her cyanide and lip balm! I'll split it with you. ;)
sakura10190210 0
just because she should do something to "make her man happy" doesn't mean she doesn't have independence. and you might be 5'8" and 134 lbs now but who knows what you were when you were still with your ex. I'm 5'8" too but only 123 lbs so suck on that you posh spice wanna be transvestite. oh and just like you generalized all the women who please their men having a lack of independence, I generalized men blurting things out and couples letting themselves go, which from my opinion my generalization is more accurate then yours. not true for all but a majority
TheIrishJaneDoe 8
wanted.* Oof.
TheIrishJaneDoe 8
185: Judging by her thanks for my comment, I'm thinking Anna agrees that it's possible to remain independent while still pleasing your significant other. As I said, there's a fine line between doing so as a gift and doing so out of codependence.
Schizomaniac 24
Well screw you too, pendatik.
FFML_314 11
OK, I'm going to take the nice approach to this one. My first comment was to, MissErika who said "make your man happy" which is insinuating that a woman should bend over backwards and cater to her mans every single need and want. No, a woman OR a man should have the freedom to as they please within limits. Of course, there are certain things you should ask of your significant other, but you don't cater to their every whim. LOL, I was the same size when I was with my ex, give or take a few pounds. Me stating my weight, was not a free for all, for you to assume this is some sort of competition. "posh spice wanna be transvestite" I have hair down to the middle of my back. Since you clearly don't know what a transvestite is, I will tell you. Transvestite: A person and especially a male who adopts the dress and often the behavior typical of the opposite sex especially for purposes of emotional or sexual gratification. I didn't generalize anyone. There's a difference between pleasing your man and doing what he asks, when he asks and how he asks. Learn to be a woman and lead your own life. Stop following in your mans shadow.