Today, I decided to dye my hair to freshen up my appearance. I asked my husband for his opinion, expecting him to recommend a color. He then asked me why going on a diet wasn't my first option. FML
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Today, when my boyfriend reffered to my hair, I told him I was going to dye it. He responded by saying, "finally, so how much you going for, 40, maybe 50 pounds?". I said dye it, not diet. FML
Today, my husband threw a fit because I dyed my hair bright magenta. Funny, I actually dyed it three days ago. He literally just noticed. Shows how much attention he pays me. FML
Today, I came home to find my girlfriend had dyed her hair a ridiculous bright color. She knows I absolutely fucking despise brightly colored hair on women. FML
Today, I got a new haircut and style. Feeling pretty. My husband got home and is not even a little interested. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I dyed my hair back to pastel pink, which it hasn't been in over a year. It goes well with my skin and I was super excited about it so I decided to Snapchat my friend about it. Her response? "You were thinner last time your hair looked like that." FML
Today, my mom was feeling down because of her gray hairs. In an attempt to cheer her up, I suggested that she dye them. Her hair turned orange. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML
Today, I found that if I want my husband to take me out, all I have to do is say that I’m trying to lose weight. Anytime I bring up dieting or weight loss, suddenly he wants to take me to every restaurant in town and splurge on sweets. Part of me wants to lose weight but I also enjoy the snacks. FML
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
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bigbadtim 7
Do both.
Dudeitscaleb 0
I know someone who is sleeping on the couch tonight
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Comments (244)
iLuvCupcakesxoxo 0
okay ppl we have no idea how much she weights...she could be thin but may have a lil belly or just not nasty thin..like all the guys like for some reason..but oh well... u should hve said why haven't u tried to get a bigger penis..haha guys hate hits to the penis..at tines FYL
sourgirl101 28
Mi tuz eye bee stupit sumtimez
mmmfunyuns 2
Sitting on a truffet Puffing on the best cut bud tryna get butt from ms. muffet Me and teddy ruxpin stirring up a ruckus egging all the houses smashing all the pumpkins
FFML_314 11
Man! My comment vanished like a fat kid in a bakery. MissErika, do you see now? Look at all the people who care. It was directed at me! Jane, you may share it with me. Eli, sit in the corner and wait your turn!
I_iz_B_a_troll 23
Not I.
ivyshade 0
maybe she doesn't feel the need to lose weight & her husband is just superficial.
ohthebloodygore 16
Eejits!
sourgirl101 28
Damn that means I'm to wait in the corner too! And I don't like Tiger fans.
FFML_314 11
No, sourgirl you are invited into my purse. Right next to Jane. She's made it quite lovely in there, so please take off your shoes.
Schizomaniac 24
FIRST HOME GAME THIS SATURDAY. And I work -_-. I'll go sit in the corner. :( *Tear*