Today, I decided to dye my hair to freshen up my appearance. I asked my husband for his opinion, expecting him to recommend a color. He then asked me why going on a diet wasn't my first option. FML
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Today, when my boyfriend reffered to my hair, I told him I was going to dye it. He responded by saying, "finally, so how much you going for, 40, maybe 50 pounds?". I said dye it, not diet. FML
Today, my husband threw a fit because I dyed my hair bright magenta. Funny, I actually dyed it three days ago. He literally just noticed. Shows how much attention he pays me. FML
Today, I came home to find my girlfriend had dyed her hair a ridiculous bright color. She knows I absolutely fucking despise brightly colored hair on women. FML
Today, I got a new haircut and style. Feeling pretty. My husband got home and is not even a little interested. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I dyed my hair back to pastel pink, which it hasn't been in over a year. It goes well with my skin and I was super excited about it so I decided to Snapchat my friend about it. Her response? "You were thinner last time your hair looked like that." FML
Today, my mom was feeling down because of her gray hairs. In an attempt to cheer her up, I suggested that she dye them. Her hair turned orange. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML
Today, I found that if I want my husband to take me out, all I have to do is say that I’m trying to lose weight. Anytime I bring up dieting or weight loss, suddenly he wants to take me to every restaurant in town and splurge on sweets. Part of me wants to lose weight but I also enjoy the snacks. FML
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
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bigbadtim 7
Do both.
Dudeitscaleb 0
I know someone who is sleeping on the couch tonight
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Comments (244)
FFML_314 11
Pendatik, you're always involved in some way or another. MissErika, get over yourself. Go have your morning beer and smoke. Classy lady.
xteldridgex 0
hahahahahah!!! fatass.
MissErikaHart 0
I don't have to get over me, I am me. u should get over me. and if my name comes up in more than half ur posts...Anna, I assume, then u should get over me. me me me me me
MissErikaHart 0
I don't drink or smoke just so u know. I've had less than 10 drinks my whole life. that may b hard for u to believe ESP since I'm from Vegas and I use bad words but honestly, no smoking and no drinking for me.
TheIrishJaneDoe 8
Aah, there it is-- the proof. Erika, Anna posted 19 times in this thread. Your name came up in 5. My name came up in 4. Stop flattering yourself.
MissErikaHart 0
Irish, I counted 7 out of however many posts that she was talkin about me/to me/had my name in it... that's kind of a lot especially considering her posts that aren't directed to me or are about me r only like 5 words long. sooo yea. that's damn near half the shit she was talkin about was about or to me.
TheIrishJaneDoe 8
Once again, you conveniently avoid the more challenging argument (about the post times) in favor of the one directly about you (your name). Also, you suck at observation. I give up. The narcissism saps the fun out of it.
5t3ff1k4h 44
Erika- Please do yourself a favour and look up narcissistic personality disorder. It's a serious condition and if I were you, I'd get some help.
syedlink27 0
you can't handle the truth!!
gman79 0
ydi for being fatty