Today, I decided to dye my hair to freshen up my appearance. I asked my husband for his opinion, expecting him to recommend a color. He then asked me why going on a diet wasn't my first option. FML
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Today, when my boyfriend reffered to my hair, I told him I was going to dye it. He responded by saying, "finally, so how much you going for, 40, maybe 50 pounds?". I said dye it, not diet. FML
Today, my husband threw a fit because I dyed my hair bright magenta. Funny, I actually dyed it three days ago. He literally just noticed. Shows how much attention he pays me. FML
Today, I came home to find my girlfriend had dyed her hair a ridiculous bright color. She knows I absolutely fucking despise brightly colored hair on women. FML
Today, I got a new haircut and style. Feeling pretty. My husband got home and is not even a little interested. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I dyed my hair back to pastel pink, which it hasn't been in over a year. It goes well with my skin and I was super excited about it so I decided to Snapchat my friend about it. Her response? "You were thinner last time your hair looked like that." FML
Today, my mom was feeling down because of her gray hairs. In an attempt to cheer her up, I suggested that she dye them. Her hair turned orange. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML
Today, I found that if I want my husband to take me out, all I have to do is say that I’m trying to lose weight. Anytime I bring up dieting or weight loss, suddenly he wants to take me to every restaurant in town and splurge on sweets. Part of me wants to lose weight but I also enjoy the snacks. FML
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
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bigbadtim 7
Do both.
Dudeitscaleb 0
I know someone who is sleeping on the couch tonight
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Comments (244)
I_iz_B_a_troll 23
Goddam it's turning into another lame conversation. Back on topic: Op, get off your fat ass and work off all that adipose avoirdupois! I learned new big words for fat!
IrishWildMan 3
I have no effin idea what is happening!!
ohthebloodygore 16
Where am I?! I fit anywhere, lol.
Efilyn 0
Well respect his opinion.
ohthebloodygore 16
Pervert, you mean the one where you work the corner? You, eejit, you!
sourgirl101 28
Okay you can be invited too. Just as long as we don't talk about football. But you need to bring the crawfish to snack on. I feel like sucking on some heads.
Schizomaniac 24
Ahhhhhh, sexual reference.
FFML_314 11
Pointless conversation! How dare you.
stlphil 0
You dye Easter eggs. You color hair.
sakura10190210 0
wow 64 you must either be single or not able to hold down a relationship. I'm thinking the op was fat and her husband, being a man, spit out the first thing that popped in his head without thinking. besides in case you haven't noticed when people have been in a relationship for a while then tend to let themselves go. so op you ******* deserve it