Today, I decided to dye my hair to freshen up my appearance. I asked my husband for his opinion, expecting him to recommend a color. He then asked me why going on a diet wasn't my first option. FML
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Today, when my boyfriend reffered to my hair, I told him I was going to dye it. He responded by saying, "finally, so how much you going for, 40, maybe 50 pounds?". I said dye it, not diet. FML
Today, my husband threw a fit because I dyed my hair bright magenta. Funny, I actually dyed it three days ago. He literally just noticed. Shows how much attention he pays me. FML
Today, I came home to find my girlfriend had dyed her hair a ridiculous bright color. She knows I absolutely fucking despise brightly colored hair on women. FML
Today, I got a new haircut and style. Feeling pretty. My husband got home and is not even a little interested. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I dyed my hair back to pastel pink, which it hasn't been in over a year. It goes well with my skin and I was super excited about it so I decided to Snapchat my friend about it. Her response? "You were thinner last time your hair looked like that." FML
Today, my mom was feeling down because of her gray hairs. In an attempt to cheer her up, I suggested that she dye them. Her hair turned orange. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML
Today, I found that if I want my husband to take me out, all I have to do is say that I’m trying to lose weight. Anytime I bring up dieting or weight loss, suddenly he wants to take me to every restaurant in town and splurge on sweets. Part of me wants to lose weight but I also enjoy the snacks. FML
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
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bigbadtim 7
Do both.
Dudeitscaleb 0
I know someone who is sleeping on the couch tonight
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Comments (244)
FFML_314 11
The corners aren't so bad. I made a decent living.
Allymeme 3
ydi for being really fat... why do women let themselves go after they get married? You're probably like 200 pounds. I feel bad for him. Obese witch!
firstdbzmaker 15
#144 I Agree.
Justincolon22 15
your absolutely right.
chelsc 0
what and men don't?!
ohthebloodygore 16
Why are they in your purse?
sourgirl101 28
That's easy, I have flip flops on. Now can we "girls" have our drinks like planned?
Schizomaniac 24
PPFFFTTT. I never left. College doesn't pay itself. :P
FFML_314 11
Of course. Sourgirl, I must first have a name to refer to you by. Sourgirl is becoming long and drawn out. We need our sober cabby though. I believe Pendatik is sleeping somewhere in the world right now, so iicaptain, looks like you're our taxi for the night.
IrishWildMan 3
He has you on that one OP.
sourgirl101 28
ii you were invited yesterday but didn't show up. I guess I'll just have to make your drink twice as big to catch up.
Schizomaniac 24
Sure, I'll just sit here in the effing corner. Don't mind me.
FFML_314 11
They are in my purse, because I need Jane a lot throughout the day, for reasons I will not disclose and sourgirl is in there, because she's cute and I can use her as a nice decoration to look at when I'm eating.