Today, I decided to dye my hair to freshen up my appearance. I asked my husband for his opinion, expecting him to recommend a color. He then asked me why going on a diet wasn't my first option. FML
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Today, when my boyfriend reffered to my hair, I told him I was going to dye it. He responded by saying, "finally, so how much you going for, 40, maybe 50 pounds?". I said dye it, not diet. FML
Today, my husband threw a fit because I dyed my hair bright magenta. Funny, I actually dyed it three days ago. He literally just noticed. Shows how much attention he pays me. FML
Today, I came home to find my girlfriend had dyed her hair a ridiculous bright color. She knows I absolutely fucking despise brightly colored hair on women. FML
Today, I got a new haircut and style. Feeling pretty. My husband got home and is not even a little interested. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I dyed my hair back to pastel pink, which it hasn't been in over a year. It goes well with my skin and I was super excited about it so I decided to Snapchat my friend about it. Her response? "You were thinner last time your hair looked like that." FML
Today, my mom was feeling down because of her gray hairs. In an attempt to cheer her up, I suggested that she dye them. Her hair turned orange. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML
Today, I found that if I want my husband to take me out, all I have to do is say that I’m trying to lose weight. Anytime I bring up dieting or weight loss, suddenly he wants to take me to every restaurant in town and splurge on sweets. Part of me wants to lose weight but I also enjoy the snacks. FML
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
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bigbadtim 7
Do both.
Dudeitscaleb 0
I know someone who is sleeping on the couch tonight
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Comments (244)
FFML_314 11
Don't call me hun, it's creepy. Also, you're just another moron. Move along.
FFML_314 11
That's awfully sad.
Schizomaniac 24
Why can't we all just get along. ****** up bitches.
mmmfunyuns 2
do people seriously argue on the internet? whats the point? i love ninja turtles smoking doobies
FFML_314 11
Eli, we do! Those other 3 aren't important. :)
RugbyKid 0
what most people don't understand about losing weight is that it's easier or harder depending on your body type. There are three different body types: endomorph, ectomorph, and mesomorph. depending on which one you are it is either hard to lose weight, hard to gain it, or easy to do both. the endomorph body type finds it easy to build muscle and has lots of muscle in their arms and legs while storing their "fat" around the abdominal area. The ectomorph body type finds it extremely hard to put on muscle and weight and are really skinny, but are also great endurance runners. mesomorphs can build muscle quickly and can also lose it at the same pace, they have no trouble getting skinny or bulking up. For anyone who actually bothered to read this congrats and thank you for reading.
Schizomaniac 24
203, I hope that question was rhetorical. Anna, well as long as I'm with the cool kids, I guess it's okay. XD
mmmfunyuns 2
your mom's rhetorical in bed.
drpepperlc 0
You asked.
Schizomaniac 24
Please finish your narcotics and go to sleep.