Today, I decided to dye my hair to freshen up my appearance. I asked my husband for his opinion, expecting him to recommend a color. He then asked me why going on a diet wasn't my first option. FML
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Today, when my boyfriend reffered to my hair, I told him I was going to dye it. He responded by saying, "finally, so how much you going for, 40, maybe 50 pounds?". I said dye it, not diet. FML
Today, my husband threw a fit because I dyed my hair bright magenta. Funny, I actually dyed it three days ago. He literally just noticed. Shows how much attention he pays me. FML
Today, I came home to find my girlfriend had dyed her hair a ridiculous bright color. She knows I absolutely fucking despise brightly colored hair on women. FML
Today, I got a new haircut and style. Feeling pretty. My husband got home and is not even a little interested. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I dyed my hair back to pastel pink, which it hasn't been in over a year. It goes well with my skin and I was super excited about it so I decided to Snapchat my friend about it. Her response? "You were thinner last time your hair looked like that." FML
Today, my mom was feeling down because of her gray hairs. In an attempt to cheer her up, I suggested that she dye them. Her hair turned orange. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML
Today, I found that if I want my husband to take me out, all I have to do is say that I’m trying to lose weight. Anytime I bring up dieting or weight loss, suddenly he wants to take me to every restaurant in town and splurge on sweets. Part of me wants to lose weight but I also enjoy the snacks. FML
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
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bigbadtim 7
Do both.
Dudeitscaleb 0
I know someone who is sleeping on the couch tonight
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Comments (244)
sweetcheeks0290 0
Wow what a great guy you got there
I_iz_B_a_troll 23
I know, honest, not in it completely for looks, not obsessed with hair but wants a healthy wife, great guy!
underaegis 0
all guys are douchebags. that's one reson not to be gay. but lesbians are fine for some reson.
RugbyKid 0
I disagree not all guys are douchebags, sure everyone has a douche moment but most people have a lot of good in them
sarcasticbitch 7
don't blame the guy. I personally would never been able to date a fat girl. and if my future wife would get fat i would say the same thing.
bigbadtim 7
Do both.
daniella4680 0
second!!!!!!! and don't go ginger
iDONTNO54 0
5th... 0_0
MrSassypants 33
you suck at calling your number. 32nd!!
brianjman14 22
What was it? It's moderated and I can't see it. Did he try being first?
xWTF_FML_FTWx 1
#102?
I_iz_B_a_troll 23
746?
MrSassypants 33
18 nah he tried to be 2nd but still failed that's why 7 corrected him and said 5th
ClaireBear9087 0
way to be subtle
530boy 0
maybe he doesn't want a fat wife. YDI
SmallTownCutie 0
I love your hair color! I'm thinking about dying my hair to a color like that.
530boy 0
lol really? that's a first
Mclovin_95 0
haha wat color is ur hair?it looks brown to me..lol :D
530boy 0
it is! lol
lutafin 0
your hair and eyes are so pretty. you look great :)
530boy 0
hhmmm?
Mclovin_95 0
haha :p
brianjman14 22
Well, why?
Dudeitscaleb 0
I know someone who is sleeping on the couch tonight
bean_dip21 0
Haha, you must excuse me if i'm doing this wrong, I dont know how to work a phone...But I remember making a cruel joke to my wife about loose skin after a show, and she was furious! I slept on the couch that night.
karlita22 0
hahaha ouchhh !!! u should do wat he says
I_iz_B_a_troll 23
Op ydi you must be fat AND a blonde! And you're lazy, you don't wanna go through with something that'd require work. Blubber butt!
LexRB 0
this isn't an fml geez