Today, I decided to dye my hair to freshen up my appearance. I asked my husband for his opinion, expecting him to recommend a color. He then asked me why going on a diet wasn't my first option. FML
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Today, when my boyfriend reffered to my hair, I told him I was going to dye it. He responded by saying, "finally, so how much you going for, 40, maybe 50 pounds?". I said dye it, not diet. FML
Today, my husband threw a fit because I dyed my hair bright magenta. Funny, I actually dyed it three days ago. He literally just noticed. Shows how much attention he pays me. FML
Today, I came home to find my girlfriend had dyed her hair a ridiculous bright color. She knows I absolutely fucking despise brightly colored hair on women. FML
Today, I got a new haircut and style. Feeling pretty. My husband got home and is not even a little interested. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I dyed my hair back to pastel pink, which it hasn't been in over a year. It goes well with my skin and I was super excited about it so I decided to Snapchat my friend about it. Her response? "You were thinner last time your hair looked like that." FML
Today, my mom was feeling down because of her gray hairs. In an attempt to cheer her up, I suggested that she dye them. Her hair turned orange. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML
Today, I found that if I want my husband to take me out, all I have to do is say that I’m trying to lose weight. Anytime I bring up dieting or weight loss, suddenly he wants to take me to every restaurant in town and splurge on sweets. Part of me wants to lose weight but I also enjoy the snacks. FML
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
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bigbadtim 7
Do both.
Dudeitscaleb 0
I know someone who is sleeping on the couch tonight
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Comments (244)
mschrisaya 4
Yoy should listen to him... you'll thank him later!
mooshibear140 4
Well you asked his opinion so why are you complaining?
FFML_314 11
Most people have trouble with words that define them. :P
omegle101 0
He was right
SadinSherman 16
That's not true if people think you look pretty they ignore how fat or skinny you are
alinka_fml 0
well at least he's honest. and you need to know what to work on or him to still find you attractive
allymacaulay 3
He should find her attractive any way she looks. He's her husband. He's supposed to support her no matter what.
mullisupreme 16
in situations like this it is no use asking a mans opinion. no answer he can possibly come up with will be satisfying :-$
allymacaulay 3
And he is your husband why??
lovemyboys 7
Woooooooowwwwww
BooBooKittyF11 21
just lose weirght and dye your hair then punch him in the face