Today, my husband threw a fit because I dyed my hair bright magenta. Funny, I actually dyed it three days ago. He literally just noticed. Shows how much attention he pays me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to find my girlfriend had dyed her hair a ridiculous bright color. She knows I absolutely fucking despise brightly colored hair on women. FML
Today, I decided to dye my hair to freshen up my appearance. I asked my husband for his opinion, expecting him to recommend a color. He then asked me why going on a diet wasn't my first option. FML
Today, I got a new haircut and style. Feeling pretty. My husband got home and is not even a little interested. FML
Today, I found a very light blonde long hair on my marital bed's pillow. I confronted my husband about it and after hours of arguments and me throwing his stuff out of the house, I found another. Attached to my head. My husband isn't having an affair, I'm just going grey. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML
Today, I dyed my hair red. Everyone I've met who knows my real hair color has accused me of being an attention seeker, or thinks I lost a bet. I just thought I would look more attractive if my hair was red. Is that a crime? FML
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML
Today, my previously blond boyfriend dyed his hair dark brown and shaved his beard. When he got home, I thought he was an intruder and screamed. Now he thinks I don't love him because I didn't recognize him. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Not only does he pay you little attention, but he's also yelling at you for doing something you wanted to your body. It's not his place to tell you what color your hair should be. If you're working from home, a stay-at-home mom, or in a job where the uniform is relaxed, feel free to dye your hair whatever colors you want. Although I would counsel against such a decision if you work a serious job, like a judge or a doctor.
alex_jaguara 33
Your husband is so poor he can't pay attention.
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RichardPencil 32
Usually it's a good thing for a husband to be slow to see red!
BurnInDemonFire 39
Not only does he pay you little attention, but he's also yelling at you for doing something you wanted to your body. It's not his place to tell you what color your hair should be. If you're working from home, a stay-at-home mom, or in a job where the uniform is relaxed, feel free to dye your hair whatever colors you want. Although I would counsel against such a decision if you work a serious job, like a judge or a doctor.
alex_jaguara 33
Your husband is so poor he can't pay attention.
Allsmash123 10
I’m sure he noticed, just didn’t want to say anything because he thinks you are looking for attention with bright pink hair, which is usually the case