Today, I decided to dye my hair to freshen up my appearance. I asked my husband for his opinion, expecting him to recommend a color. He then asked me why going on a diet wasn't my first option. FML
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Today, when my boyfriend reffered to my hair, I told him I was going to dye it. He responded by saying, "finally, so how much you going for, 40, maybe 50 pounds?". I said dye it, not diet. FML
Today, my husband threw a fit because I dyed my hair bright magenta. Funny, I actually dyed it three days ago. He literally just noticed. Shows how much attention he pays me. FML
Today, I came home to find my girlfriend had dyed her hair a ridiculous bright color. She knows I absolutely fucking despise brightly colored hair on women. FML
Today, I got a new haircut and style. Feeling pretty. My husband got home and is not even a little interested. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I dyed my hair back to pastel pink, which it hasn't been in over a year. It goes well with my skin and I was super excited about it so I decided to Snapchat my friend about it. Her response? "You were thinner last time your hair looked like that." FML
Today, my mom was feeling down because of her gray hairs. In an attempt to cheer her up, I suggested that she dye them. Her hair turned orange. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML
Today, I found that if I want my husband to take me out, all I have to do is say that I’m trying to lose weight. Anytime I bring up dieting or weight loss, suddenly he wants to take me to every restaurant in town and splurge on sweets. Part of me wants to lose weight but I also enjoy the snacks. FML
Today, I had my hair done for the first time in 3 years. I loved it. My boyfriend told me I look like his ex. FML
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bigbadtim 7
Do both.
Dudeitscaleb 0
I know someone who is sleeping on the couch tonight
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Comments (244)
vbmg152 18
YDI for asking a man's opinion about female things! Next time ask a friend, if you have one.
I_iz_B_a_troll 23
^ Wha-- huh-- who???
LauraElaineC 0
I don't understand why people get upset when SOs or potential ones don't like them because they're overweight. People want to look at and pork visually appealing humans. Seems fine by me.
Schizomaniac 24
No, it's an untenured noob trying to regulate.
ladykat 0
Holy SHIT!!! Look at all the chic-fil-a cows posting on here!!! :) BTW I love the new spicy chicken sandwich!!!!
FFML_314 11
Grammar is important. You're just to lazy to do something about it.
TheIrishJaneDoe 8
BTW, is it wrong that I kinda hope the "u know what's stupid? ur stupid." comment was directed at me? I waaaant it! :D In other happy news, my autocorrect won't recognize "ur." Hooray!
Schizomaniac 24
Anna, was that intentional? Jane, I think it was directed toward Anna, but I wanted it too. D:
auto_da_fe 2
Lmfao, fail.
LauraElaineC 0
I don't understand why people get upset when SOs or potential ones don't like them because they're overweight. People want to look at and pork visually appealing humans. Seems fine by me.