Today, my little 7 and 6 year-old cousins came visit my family home. I heard the oldest one say that my sister was nice and pretty. Then the youngest replied, "Yeah, but the older one has the face of a murderer." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my in-laws talking about me. It started off with light insults and ended with, "People like her are the reason murder ain't always wrong". FML
Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML
Today, I was sitting in my bedroom relaxing when I heard my little sister and my brother. Thinking it was cute they were talking again, I was listening. They were not just "talking", they were making plans on how to kill me. FML
Today, my six-year-old son told me my makeup looks like his grandmother's did in the casket. FML
Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML
Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, I threw a pillow at my 8 year-old cousin while play-fighting. She gave me a look, then muttered, "You don't have any girlfriends and the girls that talk to you probably have no taste." FML
Today, I was asked to babysit for a family that attends the daycare I work at. All of my coworkers warned me that they were rough kids but I shrugged it off. As soon as the parents left, the 7-year-old girl said, "Oh good now I can focus on death and my plans". FML
Today, my cousins cropped me out of a picture of all six of us at a wedding, then captioned it, "We have such a good-looking family!" FML
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Top comments
ALittleBitCrazy 0
Kids always tell the truth
NGM_47 0
They're just kids....ignore them! This FML is almost like those whiny girls who complain about their boyfriends making fat and ugly jokes at them. I really don't see how your life is ****** by the opinion of a 6 year old
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Comments (87)
ALittleBitCrazy 0
Kids always tell the truth
smnc 0
YDi FOR HAViNq LiL CUSiNS ! AHAHAHAHA JP FYL .
hellokittywhore 0
you gotta give it to that awsome kid tho, she or he's got dome creativeity!!!!
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Smart little kids, aren't they?
Moo_Horse 0
#47 learn to f-in talk thats annoying as hell
delude 26
Anyone else love how the top comments contradict each other?
Trollpwnt 0
Second.
snickerz01 0
a number a that is divided by zero four times, then halfed
UrRightFML 0
thats kinda funny, sorry!
TherapyWouldHelp 0
Sux2bu
ALittleBitCrazy 0
But sorry for you :|
NGM_47 0
They're just kids....ignore them! This FML is almost like those whiny girls who complain about their boyfriends making fat and ugly jokes at them. I really don't see how your life is ****** by the opinion of a 6 year old
baller789 0
YDI for having the face of a murderer
regalarius 0
Yeah, kill people less in your future? I dunno. FYL if they're being honest and not assholes.
Paige_Nicole10 0
well since six year olds havent developed the kiss ass hormone yet, (fortunately i havent developed it at all) they usually call them as they see them, so i can see why they would be hurt. especially since they are the OP's family and all.
Horde 8
You're honest or you have friends
Paige_Nicole10 0
eh? i dont get this because i fit in both categorys
_Noon_ 0
A six year old came up with that? He probably heard his mom or dad say it xD
NDouglas 0
I agree 100%... Which means this is what your aunt and uncle say about you behind your back. A double FYL
sophia_maria 0
This made me laugh. A lot.