By Anonymous - 16/02/2016 00:01 - United States

Today, I fractured two ribs from coughing. My doctor told me to stop coughing, or I would fracture them more. I have bronchitis. FML
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Steffi3 40

Just stop breathing. How hard can it be?

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Darkness_Hate 29
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How the hell could someone stop coughing?... Fyl for the bronchitis and for that doctor as well.

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Steffi3 40

Just stop breathing. How hard can it be?

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Darkness_Hate 29
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How the hell could someone stop coughing?... Fyl for the bronchitis and for that doctor as well.

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teentee401 36
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("Alright, Henry. Years of medical training have prepared you for this moment.") "What should I do about my ribs, doc?" "Just...don't...cough?" ("Nailed it.")

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ananicosia 28

Ain't nobody got time for that

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Dale_shackleford 13
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Oh lord Jesus it's a fire

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MariaGiovanni 25
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OP ain't had no shoes or nothing Jesus

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heartofhannah 28
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Wonder if OP went to get them a cold pop?

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llamadramas 20
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sorry op, that sucks!! FYL

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WittyMoron 22
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Some doctor you got there.

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SleepyPharma 21
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I sincerely hope they did not tell you that without prescribing some hefty cough medicine.

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sirdannyboy1 20
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Sorry to hear that, OP. I hope you feel better soon!

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fuckfuckityfuck 16
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Did you escape from a burning building by any chance?

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Nomaddict 14
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if you break the rest of your ribs, nothing can stop you from coughing.

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nickie_94 18
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Your doctor could at least do his job and prescribe you medicine for the coughing

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