Today, I woke up with really sore abs; not from working out at... - FML

By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 16:00

Today, I woke up with really sore abs; not from working out at the gym, but because I've been coughing for 3 days straight and nothing is helping. Now every time I cough, it physically hurts. FML

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FinkiusMaximus 7

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Friday 7 June 2019 19:24

Yeah, but think about how ripped you're gonna be.

Mooglefox 23

Friday 7 June 2019 17:58

I know that feeling. Has you head started to hurt yet?

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Friday 7 June 2019 17:45

Been there. It hurts to laugh. In deference to your condition... I hope you mean EX-boyfriend. Sounds like a shitty situation. You dodged a bullet there. Aw, that sucks. You deserve better. See? No laughing.

Mooglefox 23

Friday 7 June 2019 17:58

I know that feeling. Has you head started to hurt yet?

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Friday 7 June 2019 19:24

Yeah, but think about how ripped you're gonna be.

Josh Bednar 7

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Saturday 8 June 2019 5:27

Sounds like the type A flu. Be careful, rest if/ when able, make sure to get enough calcium and vit D for bones. My grandmother broke a rib from coughing, and that can even happen to younger people. Not pulling the flu out my ass. Not that you can. It went through most of my family and we coughed in total for weeks after the worst due to the virus irritating the cough nerve. At first nothing helped like you. Then only constant cough drops, as soon as the effects wore off, boom, coughing fit. FYL and get well soon!

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