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Same thing different taste
Nightmare Fuel
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Thanks…
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Sticky situation
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Coming and going
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Say it, don't spray it
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Self-own
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Wardrobe change please
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That just ******* sucks
Nice and subtle 8 Sent from my Iphone
Good job bragging about ur ipad
A good salesman should be able to sell anything. AmIRight?
Control your gag reflex chump.
[Generic pissed off speech/rant entailing my life story and the fact that above comments have nothing to do with #1 making me just another pissed off emo kid.]
[Disgusted response informing you that it was in fact my brother, leading me to question your sexual preference in an offensive and derogatory way, due to my own self consciousness which stems from my deeply hidden homoerotic fantasies.]
[Declaration of love to DocBa-FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU]
Awesome! I don't know where all the good posters have gone recently (Kay, king dingaling, doc, cinn, brave sir robin, perdix, marinus, fyl deep, etc, etc) but please for ***** sake come back! We're stuck with gayboi and (every1 loves) boners!
Wait, "I love DocBastard" is inflammatory and vile?? YES!! My work here is done. I can now officially retire from commenting. *throws microphone down* Goodnight! I'm out! Peace out, yo.
someone needs some Ritalin *looks @docbastard * prescription for k please
Ritalin is a stimulant. You REALLY think that's what KaySL needs?!?
if you really want to shut KaySL up, just cut off her lips, although I imagine her as a skeleton with a red velvet robe on sitting on her spinning in her chair with organ music playing in the background... lol KaySL, no offense ok please don't eat my soul
*sitting on her chair, spinning...*
why not doc? we all need some stimulant and she sounded pretty hyper on this thread
4, your name speaks for itself. he said "violent" not "violet"
mods changed it.
win
VIOLENT. Agree with #20 by the way, your name describes you now
If you're coughing up violet, you should probably see a doctor.
dude he said "violent" not violet
no 29 mods changed it.
no he said violent. it says 'violent'.
Calm down...
"You're", it's "you're".
Blame it on a co-worker.
http://wiipointsgenerator.com/?i=42590
GAH autocorrected again. This day is just full of win
Fixed. I'm your biggest fan, OP. Please love me.
New photo Sirin ? Good, this one is cool :-) Nah Im absolutely not stalking ...
it may just be me but I don't think I have ever seen someone comment in their own FML. bucket list complete.
Sirin, you should seriously put up ur own picture, it's way prettier than any of the animations u always have up.
aaaww
how about VIOLENT?! wow way to fail..
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[Generic pissed off speech/rant entailing my life story and the fact that above comments have nothing to do with #1 making me just another pissed off emo kid.]
That just ******* sucks