Today, I had such a violent coughing fit that my stomach emptied itself all over the floor while at my sales job. FML
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Xxak907xX
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That just fucking sucks
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KaySL
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[Generic statement/question to the OP with no relation whatsoever to the comment I'm replying to, making me look like a dumbass attention whore in the process.]
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Xxak907xX
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That just fucking sucks
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robnunzi
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purple coughs suck
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kamiicult
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win^
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BeastNerd
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So basically, you just threw up. Nice wording though.
Sorry for any spelling mistakes, I haven't gotten used to typing on an iPad.
Sorry for any spelling mistakes, I haven't gotten used to typing on an iPad.
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Nimmrodel
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Nice and subtle 8
Sent from my Iphone
Sent from my Iphone
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mmedeiros14
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Good job bragging about ur ipad
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zDylanz
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A good salesman should be able to sell anything. AmIRight?
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grizzvolleyball9
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you're so right!
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iBanana
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Control your gag reflex chump.
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A7X_LoVeee
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If you were feeling ill or what not, shouldn't you have gone in the back to the bathroom?
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KaySL
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[Generic statement/question to the OP with no relation whatsoever to the comment I'm replying to, making me look like a dumbass attention whore in the process.]
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Happygofucky
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[Generic pissed off speech/rant entailing my life story and the fact that above comments have nothing to do with #1 making me just another pissed off emo kid.]
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KaySL
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[Reactionary comment deliberately misinterpreting your response and questioning the purity of your bloodline, followed by a sarcastic compliment as to the impressive suction power offered by your sister's lips.]
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RespectSmokey
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YEAH!! ROCK ON!!!! Number 42 and 45!! (•_•)
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RespectSmokey
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WOOH!!! YOU TOO Number 49!!!! WOOH!!! (•_•)
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Happygofucky
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[Disgusted response informing you that it was in fact my brother, leading me to question your sexual preference in an offensive and derogatory way, due to my own self consciousness which stems from my deeply hidden homoerotic fantasies.]
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KaySL
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[Totally irrelevant rage-fest response comprised of highly inflammatory and vile comments such as "he's a keeper", "that's a shitty situation", "you must've been pissed", "karma's a bitch", "dump him", "American English is the only English", and "I love DocBastard", followed by more off-topic self-derping and thinly-veiled accusations of Illuminati affiliations.]
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Happygofucky
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[Declaration of love to DocBa-FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU]
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KaySL
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OH, YOU MOTHERFUCKER.
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LadyClarik
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Awesome! I don't know where all the good posters have gone recently (Kay, king dingaling, doc, cinn, brave sir robin, perdix, marinus, fyl deep, etc, etc) but please for fucks sake come back! We're stuck with gayboi and (every1 loves) boners!
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DocBastard
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Wait, "I love DocBastard" is inflammatory and vile??
YES!! My work here is done. I can now officially retire from commenting. *throws microphone down* Goodnight! I'm out!
Peace out, yo.
YES!! My work here is done. I can now officially retire from commenting. *throws microphone down* Goodnight! I'm out!
Peace out, yo.
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A7X_LoVeee
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Kay, was that directed to me? My comment related to the OP's FML..
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KaySL
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You're an idiot who lacks any form of reading comprehension, so let me try simplifying this a little for you: You posted your comment as a reply to #1, even though it wasn't really a reply at all, just so you could get it to the top of the page. Just post your comments normally, nobody likes a fucking attention whore.
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A7X_LoVeee
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I misread what you wrote. I don't really see how that makes me an idiot.
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KaySL
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No, trust me, it did. Next time, before you retaliate to some quasi-imagined slight, make sure you thoroughly read said comment, lest you end up adding "idiot" beside your "attention whore" status.
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Fatalally
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LOL
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florecitabetch
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someone needs some Ritalin *looks @docbastard * prescription for k please
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DocBastard
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Ritalin is a stimulant. You REALLY think that's what KaySL needs?!?
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sarapsosis
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if you really want to shut KaySL up, just cut off her lips, although I imagine her as a skeleton with a red velvet robe on sitting on her spinning in her chair with organ music playing in the background...
lol KaySL, no offense ok please don't eat my soul
lol KaySL, no offense ok please don't eat my soul
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sarapsosis
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*sitting on her chair, spinning...*
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florecitabetch
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why not doc? we all need some stimulant and she sounded pretty hyper on this thread
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youfailed18
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A "violet coughing fit"??
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klonopin_ftw
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4, your name speaks for itself. he said "violent" not "violet"
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cookies61889
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win^
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PSQ91
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And yet he wrote violet...
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nymphy
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mods changed it.
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robnunzi12
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too easy
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paradisepeace24
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win
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Unlucky_Gun
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VIOLENT. Agree with #20 by the way, your name describes you now
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MrSmOkEwEeD451
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Grammar nazis at their worst.
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Ninjasaurus18
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Hey!!! We are usually very accurate. But sometimes wannabes try to be Nazis, and just fail.
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satanstolemysock
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If you're coughing up violet, you should probably see a doctor.
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rawyak
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dude he said "violent" not violet
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Lucidium
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no 29 mods changed it.
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robnunzi
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changed it and deleted comments...fucking mods
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Uncool_LikeYou
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lol @ 5
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ChantelRenaeee
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no he said violent. it says 'violent'.
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UTTU
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88 - STFU until you know what you're talking about.
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IcySnake
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You must not need a good education to have a sales job.
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Darko21
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Since when does education have anything to do with having a coughing fit at a job? Go die b****.
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AnagenisisZagus
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Calm down...
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ToriiBabyGirl
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wtf.? why would you say that.? your fucking rude.!
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IcySnake
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She wrote violet. Mods changed it to violent.
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justalilrandom2
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"You're", it's "you're".
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awardZu
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Why didn't you go to the bathroom? I would have puked if I'd seen that.
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amerwin
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Blame it on a co-worker.
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chester75
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it was clearly jenny's fault, I mean there's only so much ugly a person can take before puking
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kayluhchaos
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http://wiipointsgenerator.com/?i=42590
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burntloyalty
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GAH autocorrected again. This day is just full of win
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Sirin_fml
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Fixed. I'm your biggest fan, OP. Please love me.
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Quasar55_fml
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New photo Sirin ? Good, this one is cool :-) Nah Im absolutely not stalking ...
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sixtimessix
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it may just be me but I don't think I have ever seen someone comment in their own FML. bucket list complete.
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urdirtyolduncle
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Sirin, you should seriously put up ur own picture, it's way prettier than any of the animations u always have up.
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aardvarkish
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aaaww
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hollylollyxoxo
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how about VIOLENT?! wow way to fail..
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leearm104
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yuck. put your tits away.
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leearm104
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Since my comment was moderated earlier I'll tone my language down. Please put you're boobs away. They're really gross.
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16rrpass
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Thats what he said retard...
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violetsweety
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violet is my name. xD