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By jemila - 01/06/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML

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You deserved it 7 425

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2013 05:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML

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You deserved it 5 243

**** my shit up

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 16:00 - Canada

Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML

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You deserved it 233

By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, while at my parent's house I decided to take a shower. I had to use my sister's bathroom and once out, grabbed a comb from her cupboard to brush my hair. I then noticed the clumps of hair on my shoulders. It's a razor comb on one side, regular on the other. I used the wrong side. FML

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You deserved it 18 081

By curly_eyelashes - 24/02/2013 14:30 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I realized that the "eyelash curling brush" that my best friend found in my old bathroom drawer was actually a stick used for cleaning food out of my sister's braces. I used that thing for years. FML

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You deserved it 14 448

By CJ - 12/08/2016 01:02 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML

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You deserved it 2 309

By uofpalum - 19/03/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I stayed over at my grandparents' house. I woke up and had to brush my teeth. My grandma asked if I had found a toothbrush to use. I told her that I used my old purple toothbrush. She told me that was the toothbrush she used to brush her toenails. FML

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You deserved it 10 805

By maggie - 30/11/2011 19:25 - United States

Today, I got a round brush stuck in my hair so badly that I couldn't get it out for 45 minutes, and had a panic attack. I had to drive through town with a brush dangling from my head, to the hair salon, and listen to them laugh while they got it out. FML

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You deserved it 8 879

By Noname - 09/11/2008 09:18 - France

Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML

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You deserved it 13 850

By stupidtoothpick2 - 16/08/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I spent hours trying to get a piece of food out of my two front teeth. I didn't have anything I could use, until I went out to dinner and got a toothpick. I finally got the food out of teeth. The toothpick broke. Now the tip of the toothpick is stuck in my teeth. FML

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You deserved it 8 483

By poisonhand - 14/01/2009 15:32 - United States

Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML

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You deserved it 2 802

RoseCrystal 17

Friday 1 June 2012 8:46

It's called a Dinglehopper.

hunterluv1 20

Friday 1 June 2012 8:46

Like Ariel :D

Comments

BellaMarta 19

Friday 1 June 2012 10:22

ARIIEELL!!!

Queen_of_Night 20

Friday 1 June 2012 10:32

Please tell me you sang. "Part of your World", while you did that.

twintroubles693 8

Friday 1 June 2012 10:46

i only have one brush too:P misplacing it is a bitch, and using my fingers doesnt cut it..its just knots it more. i had to use an eyebrow comb once...it worked, just took 4 times as long haha

BlackBlazeCobra 16

Friday 1 June 2012 10:48

Dinglehoppers are quite useful.

taazer 12

Friday 1 June 2012 11:06

You never heard of a ponytail? You don't really have to brush your hair for that..

luckylove869 7

Friday 1 June 2012 11:14

Awh , now your a mermaid !

amunnra 14

Friday 1 June 2012 11:27

Seriously? This is your "FML" ?.. I wonder what you'll do when something actually worth mentioning happens to you. No wait, I'm not wondering, seeing I can already say what exact steps you'll take. Step 1: take a picture. Step 2: Whine about it on facebook. Step 3: Twitter about it. Step 4: post another FML. Step 5 (if you manage to live this long) go to the hospital. YDI.

TheNewGuy03 28

Friday 1 June 2012 13:46

You must be new here. Welcome. |the kid|

CMorenita27 6

Friday 1 June 2012 14:59

You must be a guy. If you were a girl you'd know that losing your hair brush is one of the most annoying things that could happen...especially when you wake up and your hair looks like medusa!

blackpuddle 30

Friday 1 June 2012 15:31

This person could have very long hair that tangles easily. Losing your hairbrush is a big deal when your hair is like that.

TheNewGuy03 28

Friday 1 June 2012 18:37

114 & 122 -- I lived in a house full of women, so I'm pretty sure I have a rudimentary grasp on a woman's need to have a decent hairbrush and/or comb. In any case, you're missing my point here -- FML is a site specifically formulated to bitch. Therefore, someone showing up to complain that an FML is unworthy is completely inane. I'm actually disagreeing with 70. If your comments were not directed at me, then disregard. |the kid|