jemila
United States
Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
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Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML
Anonymous
Canada
**** my shit up
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
curly_eyelashes
Windsor, Canada
Today, I realized that the "eyelash curling brush" that my best friend found in my old bathroom drawer was actually a stick used for cleaning food out of my sister's braces. I used that thing for years. FML
Anonymous
United States
Clumped
Today, while at my parents' house, I decided to take a shower. I had to use my sister's bathroom and once out, grabbed a comb from her cupboard to brush my hair. I then noticed the clumps of hair on my shoulders. It's a razor comb on one side, regular on the other. I used the wrong side. FML
CJ
Lethbridge, Canada
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
uofpalum
United States
Today, I stayed over at my grandparents' house. I woke up and had to brush my teeth. My grandma asked if I had found a toothbrush to use. I told her that I used my old purple toothbrush. She told me that was the toothbrush she used to brush her toenails. FML
maggie
United States
Today, I got a round brush stuck in my hair so badly that I couldn't get it out for 45 minutes, and had a panic attack. I had to drive through town with a brush dangling from my head, to the hair salon, and listen to them laugh while they got it out. FML
zana
United States
Tough enough
Today, I tried to comb my hair after waking up. I not only broke the comb but also pulled a muscle in my arm. I do not go to bed with wet hair. FML
Noname
France
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
stupidtoothpick2
United States
Today, I spent hours trying to get a piece of food out of my two front teeth. I didn't have anything I could use, until I went out to dinner and got a toothpick. I finally got the food out of teeth. The toothpick broke. Now the tip of the toothpick is stuck in my teeth. FML
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RoseCrystal 17
It's called a Dinglehopper.
hunterluv1 20
Like Ariel :D
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BellaMarta 19
ARIIEELL!!!
Queen_of_Night 20
Please tell me you sang. "Part of your World", while you did that.
twintroubles693 8
i only have one brush too:P misplacing it is a bitch, and using my fingers doesnt cut it..its just knots it more. i had to use an eyebrow comb once...it worked, just took 4 times as long haha
BlackBlazeCobra 16
Dinglehoppers are quite useful.
taazer 12
You never heard of a ponytail? You don't really have to brush your hair for that..
luckylove869 7
Awh , now your a mermaid !
amunnra 14
Seriously? This is your "FML" ?.. I wonder what you'll do when something actually worth mentioning happens to you. No wait, I'm not wondering, seeing I can already say what exact steps you'll take. Step 1: take a picture. Step 2: Whine about it on facebook. Step 3: Twitter about it. Step 4: post another FML. Step 5 (if you manage to live this long) go to the hospital. YDI.
TheNewGuy03 29
You must be new here. Welcome. |the kid|
CMorenita27 6
You must be a guy. If you were a girl you'd know that losing your hair brush is one of the most annoying things that could happen...especially when you wake up and your hair looks like medusa!
blackpuddle 30
This person could have very long hair that tangles easily. Losing your hairbrush is a big deal when your hair is like that.
TheNewGuy03 29
114 & 122 -- I lived in a house full of women, so I'm pretty sure I have a rudimentary grasp on a woman's need to have a decent hairbrush and/or comb. In any case, you're missing my point here -- FML is a site specifically formulated to bitch. Therefore, someone showing up to complain that an FML is unworthy is completely inane. I'm actually disagreeing with 70. If your comments were not directed at me, then disregard. |the kid|
ChickInGreenVans 12
why though??
kyrisonfusion 22
Ohmg! I've done that!!! Doesn't work does it?
ElricMustang 23
First thing I thought of, like so many others, a Dinglehopper :D