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By jemila - 01/06/2012 01:14 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2013 05:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 16:00 - Canada

Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 00:17 - United States

Today, while at my parent's house I decided to take a shower. I had to use my sister's bathroom and once out, grabbed a comb from her cupboard to brush my hair. I then noticed the clumps of hair on my shoulders. It's a razor comb on one side, regular on the other. I used the wrong side. FML

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By curly_eyelashes - 24/02/2013 14:30 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I realized that the "eyelash curling brush" that my best friend found in my old bathroom drawer was actually a stick used for cleaning food out of my sister's braces. I used that thing for years. FML

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By CJ - 12/08/2016 01:02 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML

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You deserved it 2 309

By uofpalum - 19/03/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I stayed over at my grandparents' house. I woke up and had to brush my teeth. My grandma asked if I had found a toothbrush to use. I told her that I used my old purple toothbrush. She told me that was the toothbrush she used to brush her toenails. FML

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By maggie - 30/11/2011 19:25 - United States

Today, I got a round brush stuck in my hair so badly that I couldn't get it out for 45 minutes, and had a panic attack. I had to drive through town with a brush dangling from my head, to the hair salon, and listen to them laugh while they got it out. FML

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By Noname - 09/11/2008 09:18 - France

Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML

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By stupidtoothpick2 - 16/08/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I spent hours trying to get a piece of food out of my two front teeth. I didn't have anything I could use, until I went out to dinner and got a toothpick. I finally got the food out of teeth. The toothpick broke. Now the tip of the toothpick is stuck in my teeth. FML

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By poisonhand - 14/01/2009 15:32 - United States

Today, a co-worker asked me if I had a comb he could borrow. I'm bald. FML

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RoseCrystal 17

Friday 1 June 2012 8:46

It's called a Dinglehopper.

hunterluv1 20

Friday 1 June 2012 8:46

Like Ariel :D

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Unbweavable 17

Friday 1 June 2012 14:44

.....why do you only have one brush in your household?

AJRand 14

Friday 1 June 2012 15:29

They could be the only girl.

Unbweavable 17

Saturday 2 June 2012 0:44

I'm the only girl & I have 3brushes & a pack of about 9 combs

Redneck1303 5

Friday 1 June 2012 14:51

Now that's redneck haha

guardgirl316 2

Friday 1 June 2012 14:56

Ariel!!!! :D

soccergurrll 8

Friday 1 June 2012 14:57

Is your name Ariel?

AmIAwake 0

Friday 1 June 2012 15:04

Awe! How Little Mermaid of you! Rock on dinglehoppers!

CessnaPilot 5

Friday 1 June 2012 15:27

I've done that.

Egao_fml 8

Friday 1 June 2012 15:30

Awww, you're like a princess :)

amelialynn9 2

Friday 1 June 2012 15:34

Sounds like the little mermaid. :)

amykins11 6

Friday 1 June 2012 15:43

I'm so happy that others are like it's a dinglehopper....

brookayyy 0

Friday 1 June 2012 15:58

Commend you for brushing your hair. No matter how stupid you looked while doing it at least you got the job done.

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Same thing different taste

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