jemila
United States
Today, I couldn't find my hairbrush anywhere; I ended up having to brush my hair with a fork. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend was visiting, and while in the bathroom, she clogged the toilet. Since there was no plunger in the room, she unclogged it with the only thing she could find: my mother's hairbrush. FML
Anonymous
Canada
**** my shit up
Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML
curly_eyelashes
Windsor, Canada
Today, I realized that the "eyelash curling brush" that my best friend found in my old bathroom drawer was actually a stick used for cleaning food out of my sister's braces. I used that thing for years. FML
Anonymous
United States
Clumped
Today, while at my parents' house, I decided to take a shower. I had to use my sister's bathroom and once out, grabbed a comb from her cupboard to brush my hair. I then noticed the clumps of hair on my shoulders. It's a razor comb on one side, regular on the other. I used the wrong side. FML
CJ
Lethbridge, Canada
Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
uofpalum
United States
Today, I stayed over at my grandparents' house. I woke up and had to brush my teeth. My grandma asked if I had found a toothbrush to use. I told her that I used my old purple toothbrush. She told me that was the toothbrush she used to brush her toenails. FML
maggie
United States
Today, I got a round brush stuck in my hair so badly that I couldn't get it out for 45 minutes, and had a panic attack. I had to drive through town with a brush dangling from my head, to the hair salon, and listen to them laugh while they got it out. FML
zana
United States
Tough enough
Today, I tried to comb my hair after waking up. I not only broke the comb but also pulled a muscle in my arm. I do not go to bed with wet hair. FML
Noname
France
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
stupidtoothpick2
United States
Today, I spent hours trying to get a piece of food out of my two front teeth. I didn't have anything I could use, until I went out to dinner and got a toothpick. I finally got the food out of teeth. The toothpick broke. Now the tip of the toothpick is stuck in my teeth. FML
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RoseCrystal 17
It's called a Dinglehopper.
hunterluv1 20
Like Ariel :D
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iseyixes 18
I've done that before.....when I was seven.
unknown_user5566 27
Is the weather nice up there on your pedastool? I sure hope so, because no one wants you back down here with us.
StoryOfTheYear 15
34- I hate to grammatical nazi the place up on someone undeserving, but I'm sure you meant "pedestal". I just thought that looked funny. :P
unknown_user5566 27
43- You're absolutely correct! Sorry about that. A long day at work and a few glasses of wine tend to screw up my grammar and spelling skills.
kittenvks 11
"pedastool" peda...stool.... Puts a lot of strange mental images in my head :/
TheNewGuy03 29
On a slightly related note... ...pedantic pederasts on pedestals. Meh. |the kid|
ICastillo 25
Is it that hard just to go to the store and buy a new brush?
SystemofaBlink41 27
Actually, yes...
StoryOfTheYear 15
I'm guessing it was in the morning and OP was on a major time-crunch. Definitely not a time to waltz over to the store for a brush.
succubuzz 3
The Little Mermaid! A dinglehopper!!
luckyd880 12
Hey, its not a fml until you are reduced to a spoon.
hurrican_fml 0
Yo mama's so white trash...
therealslim 15
What the fork.
blcksocks 19
All you gotta do is use a knife for styling now.
lyndz_20 8
Hmm quite inventive lol
insanelyXnikki 18
You gotta do what you gotta do lol
killer092 7
what kind of girl only has one brush?? haha
CptZoe 10
I don't even own one...!
thischick1659 1
#40- uhmm ew that's disgusting.
DespairFaction 11
That's what I was thinking. Every girl I have met had like 10 brushes.
emilyjgraham 34
46 actually it's not disgusting, maybe they have a comb. even if they don't who cares? I know many people (me sometimes included) who won't brush because they're either sticking it straight up and like the messy look.
lenamartinovic 13
me…
Jaxx66 21
I only have one. It's blue with a squishy gel handle that glows in the dark.
Brenda37 13
I actually don't have a brush. I just secretly use my sisters' many brushes... However, I would never use a fork to brush my hair.
Brenda37 13
I actually don't have a brush. I just secretly use my sisters' many brushes... However, I would never use a fork to brush my hair.
iloveryan052710 8
I only have one and it doesn't even have a handle because it broke
nanner6206 24
@46. actually it's not, If you have crazy curly hair, a brush will only make a horrible frizzy mess. Better to finger comb it and keep the curls together.
SystemofaBlink41 27
It's funny cause you went all the way to the kitchen... Unless you have a supply of forks in your bathroom...