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By pennyhater - / Wednesday 7 October 2009 20:43 / United States
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Step 1: Pee in a container. Step 2: Spike their drink with contents of said container. Step 3: Smile in satisfaction of both achievements!

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Someone did that and I started kicking the door down. They were laughing their smug little asses off untill they thought I was going to rip the door off of its hindges. I never did get to actually kick the thing down. They took the pennies out before I could do anything. And yet...I'M the asshole for "trying to wake everyone up"

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What we did in our dorm to our RA was a lot better...put a soda bottle (full) leaned up against the door with the cap off. If your doors open so that when you open it the door goes inside the room, the bottle falls and the soda spills all over. Or duct tape the shit out of the door so when they open the door they also have to break through a wall of duct tape as well. It's not that we hated him though, it's just that he's the RA so as underclassmen we're kind of obliged to pull pranks on him.

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Hate? Maybe they just don't really like him, or maybe it was some weird tradition, or maybe it was the wrong door! It could be lots of different things, and you gotta take those into consideration.

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An RA is just an upper year student (3rd or 4th) who is in charge of a group of 1st years (on the same floor/in the same house). They don't have any special equipment to help them out of situations like that.

Step 1: Pee in a container. Step 2: Spike their drink with contents of said container. Step 3: Smile in satisfaction of both achievements!

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It's good to know, that when you get down to it, we can pee in bottles. Oh, I've never felt so fulfilled and daring in my life. XD Oh wait. There's no girls on the internet. This entire thread is now invalid.

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You mean that girl that messaged me wasn't really a girl!? And here I thought I was finally getting some game. Thanks for ruining my day!

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I'm waiting. I took a machete to my pubes, found one of those "sope" things and rubbed it on myself, and spread rose thorns around on the bed. Let's go.

So why didn't you call the front desk or another RA and have them come and get you out? Is there is only one RA in the entire Residence Hall?

FUN! you may require an elastic band to open the door. it's an essential counterattack. keep an elastic band in your room, always :)

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