By CJ - 12/08/2016 01:02 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I was looking for a moustache comb, couldn't find it anywhere. Then I noticed it in a basket by the toilet with scissors. My wife's been using it to trim her pubes. FML
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fordneagles 34
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Clearly this is the closest your moustache has been to her pubes in a while, if this bothers you.

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ifuckuprandomly 28
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Well they're both areas of hair above a set of lips...

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_kyleG_ 34
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Hey, it still benefits you either way. If it really bothers you that your wife is using it, you can just rinse it off with water or even isopropyl alcohol if you want to get crazy.

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trinitite 3
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Or he could buy a new mustache comb.

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ifuckuprandomly 28
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Well they're both areas of hair above a set of lips...

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edmunson 22
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I believe you just won the best comeback!

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fordneagles 34
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Clearly this is the closest your moustache has been to her pubes in a while, if this bothers you.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 31
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To be honest, I'd be more annoyed she made me look for it than what she'd been doing with it.

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wrongmove 11
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My thoughts exactly!

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Unenunciable 14
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In that case, F OP's wife's life.

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CJ_138 1
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Ditto! I was looking for it for the better part of the week!

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EnJey0 19
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"Honey do you mind not using my comb on your pubic hair?"

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sohigh10 34

Thus the wife, sassing her husband.

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ACCOUNTKILLER 18

you have a problem with your wife's vag cooties being on your mustache?

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Tsukiyomi 16
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I have no words...

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soulreaper12296 28
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Obviously you do because you just typed 4 of them.

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CodyWade94 10
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I thought the same thing

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cowboy84 9
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
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XCanadianBloodX 6
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Do you wear a fedora by chance?

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cowboy84 9
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nope got a couple cowboy hats

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CJ_138 1
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Not that worried about it. Just thought it was funny. As for pleasing a woman? I don't see what that has to do with any of that. But clearly you're an expert, hoss. Maybe I should get a cowboy hat. That'll impress them.

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RichardPencil 30
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If that grosses you out, you really don't want to know what she's doing with your toothbrush!!!

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Tortuga594 14
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That's not the worst thing in the world, it's not like it's a stranger, a kid, or a parent. You're mustache has probably been near her pubes before so why is it such a big deal.

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tonygar 16
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Make a deal with your wife, tell her you will shear of your mustache if she shears off her pubes. Then you wont have to worry about looking for your stache comb

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