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By Anonymous - 12/05/2022 15:00 - United States - Steele
Today, my uncle visited for the first time in three years. It would have been very wholesome, if not for the fact that I got to see for myself just how badly his health has deteriorated. He's morbidly obese, a heavy smoker, and his voice is terrifying. I almost thought he was a pedophile when I first saw him. FML
Oh there are people who make you think that on first sight, believe me. I got that on some politician’s face placed on a car a few years back. I’m just wondering why “fat smoker” would give them that thought.
Apparently, the OP thinks all fat bastards who smoke are pedophiles or all pedophiles are fat bastards who smoke.
It's left to you to decide who they are being more unfair to -- fat bastards who smoke or pedophiles.
I'm genuinely curious why you immediately thought pedophile? There is no particular "look" to pedophiles. They can look like anyone and everyone, tall, short, fat, thin, and everything in between.
How dare you stereotype pedophiles that way! What are you, some kind of pedophile-phobe?! You are canceled!