Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've had the biggest crush on. He spent the next ten minutes calling me delusional, said that I know nothing about him, and laughed that "this isn't Twilight, for fuck's sake". All he did when I started crying was pat me on the head and leave. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML
Today, I told my crush how I felt. He said, “Sorry, I don’t feel the same way. But you’re an amazing girl, and you deserve a guy who will treat you like a queen.” I asked him, “Well, why can’t you be that guy then?” He pretended to have a coughing fit and “suddenly remembered” he had to be somewhere and left. FML
Today, in the middle of explaining over the phone to my crush how I felt about him, I got a text from his best friend, who was apparently with him at the time. It said, "He doesn't like you, get over it. Stop rambling." FML
Today, while at the supermarket, a complete stranger ran up to me, got down on his knee and confessed his love for me. He was obviously mentally unstable, so I gently declined. He started crying very loudly in front of everyone. I still don't have a clue who he was. FML
Today, I've had a crush on my friend for a long time, and everyone around us had convinced me that he had feelings too, so I finally confessed. I got sister/friend-zoned. I'm trying not to cry myself to sleep. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to confess my feelings to the guy I have loved for a year now in a long note. He called half an hour later and said, "I'm not going to read this crap, just tell me what it says". FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30
You should have said, "I know it's not Twilight, it's Harry Potter. Avada-Kedavra, asshole," and walked off.
Emily062611 6
This is how you know you're better off without him. I'm sorry, though; finding out someone you like is a tool sucks.
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Comments (142)
crisanba 18
What a narcissistic dick
RedFox29 10
Shoulda texted him that....
The_Orphan 3
What's with all these white knight comments about how he doesn't deserve her? She could very well just be a creep.
RedFox29 10
A-freaken-Men!!!!
cskj 5
Twilight sucks
moneyman4121 3
He's not worth your time OP
joshuarowe88 5
It's ok. I know how you feel.
Erery 16
well know you know he's not good for you, cuz he's an insensitive jerk. Try getting to know someone before making a move.
nonicks 3
i think you crush posted a FML as well.. he is sorry
PunkySpunky78 15
To op Omg I want know where this guy lives so I can kick his butt *hugs*
queerdragon 20
Why? There are several people on this forum that are suggesting the crush needs to have his ass kicked. He did not do anything illegal. Sure, he could have been nicer, but he chose to harshly turn her down. This does not mean he deserves to be beaten, have his balls removed, become sterile, or have his face beaten in. Op needs to learn that life is not always fair.
newburton13 26
In some countries, patting you on the head is calling you a dog. You're better off without him.