By hoolabaloo - 08/03/2013 03:53 - India - Ahmadabad

Today, I finally got the courage to confess my feelings to the guy I have loved for a year now in a long note. He called half an hour later and said, "I'm not going to read this crap, just tell me what it says". FML
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electrorange 13
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This FML post was way too long! Can you just tell me what it says?

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holagranola 15
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Anyone who treats you like that, isn't worth it.

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Rommel1942 9
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Well. The insensitive award goes to...

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CareFace 16
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ORRR he read it, and was trying to act all "tough" and wanted her to tell him in person cause he's a hopless romantic. Don't get me wrong, I agree 100% he is insensitive; he probably "treats 'em mean, keeps 'em keen".

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upyourzlolz 11
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Did your penis take that picture?

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JenkJenks 6
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That's a different take on a dick pic

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Epikouros 31

OP is the insensitive one. Don't dump a long, emotional letter on someone if you don't know whether he's interested in you. As romantic as it seems superficially, it represents a lack of empathy.

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tjv3 10

Umm maybe he hates reading or doesn't read well?

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holagranola 15
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Anyone who treats you like that, isn't worth it.

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wlddog 14

Some people are just not readers. He may end up being her Romeo, but is too afraid to admit he doesnt know how to read.

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electrorange 13
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This FML post was way too long! Can you just tell me what it says?

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MrSassypants 32
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I just kind of skimmed it and it says something about courage, feelings, love, and crap.

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upyourzlolz 11
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Crap you say? Well then, you know its a SHITTY SITUATION.

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Cartera 10
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20 - YOU SON OF A BITCH!

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etchsanity1 11
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29 - I completely pictured your panda yelling that lol

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happle 21
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20- Every deer looks at you with contempt.

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Imhere4fml 24

Except me, deer.

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CammyGal 26

You deserve someone better anyway.

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p36288 17
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Maybe he has finished reading and want to hear you say it again

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klutz44 28
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That's optimistic!

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Ultimate_No 7

I think that kind of stuff means more when it's spoken, anyways.

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twaumat 28

I'm sorry op:(

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DocBastard 38
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You loved him in a note? I'm afraid I don't understand. How does one love someone in a long note? Doesn't anyone care about dangling participles anymore??

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shoopd 19
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Clearly, you have never seen the video for "Take On Me".

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whostolemylama 12
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Actually I am confused. The word loved modifies the man and not the note because the word loved acts as an appositive and not a dangling participle.

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gc327072 30
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Doc your comment is way too long, can you tell me what it says?

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jett0001 13

It's a technology driven world, next time send him a audio clip! But, seriously sorry to hear that OP; nothing beats hand written in my book.

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Pyapi 20
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I wish I could say that. Everyone complains about my handwriting being horrible, no matter how much I practice

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plugh 1
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Did you start out with a lot of subtlety progressing into a few paragraphs of Twillight references before getting to anything a guy would consider a point? or did you just start "Hey man, I really like you and this is what I think we should do...". In the former case I would be inclined to say YDI...

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