Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've had the biggest crush on. He spent the next ten minutes calling me delusional, said that I know nothing about him, and laughed that "this isn't Twilight, for fuck's sake". All he did when I started crying was pat me on the head and leave. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML
Today, I told my crush how I felt. He said, “Sorry, I don’t feel the same way. But you’re an amazing girl, and you deserve a guy who will treat you like a queen.” I asked him, “Well, why can’t you be that guy then?” He pretended to have a coughing fit and “suddenly remembered” he had to be somewhere and left. FML
Today, in the middle of explaining over the phone to my crush how I felt about him, I got a text from his best friend, who was apparently with him at the time. It said, "He doesn't like you, get over it. Stop rambling." FML
Today, while at the supermarket, a complete stranger ran up to me, got down on his knee and confessed his love for me. He was obviously mentally unstable, so I gently declined. He started crying very loudly in front of everyone. I still don't have a clue who he was. FML
Today, I've had a crush on my friend for a long time, and everyone around us had convinced me that he had feelings too, so I finally confessed. I got sister/friend-zoned. I'm trying not to cry myself to sleep. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to confess my feelings to the guy I have loved for a year now in a long note. He called half an hour later and said, "I'm not going to read this crap, just tell me what it says". FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30
You should have said, "I know it's not Twilight, it's Harry Potter. Avada-Kedavra, asshole," and walked off.
Emily062611 6
This is how you know you're better off without him. I'm sorry, though; finding out someone you like is a tool sucks.
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Comments (142)
lostribe 3
Honestly, it hurts, but at least he was honest, and now you know he can be cruel and he left no doubt that you should forget about him and move on. He wasn't who you hoped he was. Sad, but true.
spookycat32 6
At least you now know he was unworthy of your attention, let alone you affection.
Bludmagnus 13
Turning you down wasn't wrong, but everything else he did was cruel and stupid.
aimzskee 30
Looks like you dodged a bullet op.
fantasyworld 39
I'm sorry, you'll find someone better.
lalaney 14
I'm kinda wondering what you said to him. I think it's kind of weird that you have such strong feelings for someone that you don't even describe as a friend. Do you actually know him? Was that a fair criticism? What did you say that sounded Twilight like? You sound like a hopeless romantic, which is of course sweet, but perhaps surprising when heard from someone that you don't know. If someone I didn't know very well confessed strong feelings for me and evoked romantic, Twilight-like nonsense, I'd be pretty weirded out.
Solano2580 24
He may not be an asshole if she just asked him out without so much as talking to him
TheAcidBoot 0
He's not wrong. You literally know nothing about him and you ask him out. Then you're suprised when he says no? This is on you lol.
mariaf1111 5
What an asshole
randybryant799 21
Honestly. I don't know what you people expect when you tell your crush how you feel. If said person was interested you'd know it. By telling them you're making them feel uncomfortable. And then you're upset he didn't want to comfort you? I'm sure most people just want to get away as fast as possible.