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By  Zlo98

Just to clarify it was my nephew who broke his arm. After it happened we asked my cousin to leave and my brother took my nephew to the hospital. The rest of the ceremony went as planned and my brother and nephew made it back in time for the reception. My cousin doesn't usually drink so it was a surprise when he showed up drunk but he has apologized and everything has been smoothed over.

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Today, I went to my uncles wedding. My other uncle got drunk and shit and started trying to stage dive. He fell on me and broke my arm. Fuck you unks. FML

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You can make your own wedding "more fun" but you would deserve a beat down for doing that at someone else's wedding. I would have beat the sh*t out of someone with a candlestick if they did this at my wedding.

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an eye for an eye doesn't work. i mean; in theory, sure. but, how could the first blind guy get at the other guy who can still see? the guy that can still see could just stay really quiet and the blind guy wouldn't be able to fund him.

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I think maybe that's why it's just "an eye". And I like to think that the phrase should be, "An eye for an eye makes for a successful eyepatch company."

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