Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've had the biggest crush on. He spent the next ten minutes calling me delusional, said that I know nothing about him, and laughed that "this isn't Twilight, for fuck's sake". All he did when I started crying was pat me on the head and leave. FML
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Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML
Today, I told my crush how I felt. He said, “Sorry, I don’t feel the same way. But you’re an amazing girl, and you deserve a guy who will treat you like a queen.” I asked him, “Well, why can’t you be that guy then?” He pretended to have a coughing fit and “suddenly remembered” he had to be somewhere and left. FML
Today, in the middle of explaining over the phone to my crush how I felt about him, I got a text from his best friend, who was apparently with him at the time. It said, "He doesn't like you, get over it. Stop rambling." FML
Today, while at the supermarket, a complete stranger ran up to me, got down on his knee and confessed his love for me. He was obviously mentally unstable, so I gently declined. He started crying very loudly in front of everyone. I still don't have a clue who he was. FML
Today, I've had a crush on my friend for a long time, and everyone around us had convinced me that he had feelings too, so I finally confessed. I got sister/friend-zoned. I'm trying not to cry myself to sleep. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to confess my feelings to the guy I have loved for a year now in a long note. He called half an hour later and said, "I'm not going to read this crap, just tell me what it says". FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30
You should have said, "I know it's not Twilight, it's Harry Potter. Avada-Kedavra, asshole," and walked off.
Emily062611 6
This is how you know you're better off without him. I'm sorry, though; finding out someone you like is a tool sucks.
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Comments (142)
Dinonick 15
Well this is awekward....I actually did that once. A girl I did not know AT ALL came up to me and said she had a crush on me. And while I didn't do that for 10 minutes I did just say "I don't really know you...." and left.
The_Orphan 3
Well you didn't deserve get then. /sarcasm
sneeze_watch 19
Please explain to me why you didn't immediately kick him in the dick.
jamieeelynn57 8
That's not what I said. But even if she did say that, he still could've said something or declined politely. Read comment #76. Their comments is basically what I meant. He didn't have to be rude and come off as a jerk when he replied to her. and if we did say nearly the same thing, why do people have a problem with mine?
posie97 18
Cuz you are a female... That's the excuse I still hear ALL THE TIME... It sucks!!!
kokoroddd 2
Well, just because you had the biggest crush on him doesn't mean he has to feel the same way. He's not obligated to become your boyfriend just because you like him. You'll hopefully find someone who'll return your feelings eventually. As for the guy, he sounds like an immature a-hole. You're better off.
itsgen 16
So why exactly do you like him?
maceyellison 11
YDU soooo bad! He's obviously an asshole but he's probably right in what he's saying.
jecka 9
You don't need him...forget him he will one day regret it.
graceinsheepwear 34
He won't one day regret it. He'll probably forget about it very quickly. If he wasn't interested at the time, why would he rethink it later? Guess what? Not all wrongs are vindicated in the end, including unrequited "love."
Nobody_Nowhere 12
What a jerk! "this isn't twilight"? No shit.
RA91 26
Keep your head up homegirl, I'm sure you can do waaaay better.
locomodo 7
I guess that's what he meant by you knew nothing about him. You didn't expect what he said