Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've had the biggest crush on. He spent the next ten minutes calling me delusional, said that I know nothing about him, and laughed that "this isn't Twilight, for fuck's sake". All he did when I started crying was pat me on the head and leave. FML
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Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML
Today, I told my crush how I felt. He said, “Sorry, I don’t feel the same way. But you’re an amazing girl, and you deserve a guy who will treat you like a queen.” I asked him, “Well, why can’t you be that guy then?” He pretended to have a coughing fit and “suddenly remembered” he had to be somewhere and left. FML
Today, in the middle of explaining over the phone to my crush how I felt about him, I got a text from his best friend, who was apparently with him at the time. It said, "He doesn't like you, get over it. Stop rambling." FML
Today, while at the supermarket, a complete stranger ran up to me, got down on his knee and confessed his love for me. He was obviously mentally unstable, so I gently declined. He started crying very loudly in front of everyone. I still don't have a clue who he was. FML
Today, I've had a crush on my friend for a long time, and everyone around us had convinced me that he had feelings too, so I finally confessed. I got sister/friend-zoned. I'm trying not to cry myself to sleep. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to confess my feelings to the guy I have loved for a year now in a long note. He called half an hour later and said, "I'm not going to read this crap, just tell me what it says". FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30
You should have said, "I know it's not Twilight, it's Harry Potter. Avada-Kedavra, asshole," and walked off.
Emily062611 6
This is how you know you're better off without him. I'm sorry, though; finding out someone you like is a tool sucks.
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Comments (142)
frod0 10
What a tool! Now you can find someone better OP! No worries :)
skyeyez9 25
The plus side is you finally know he is a bag of dicks in real life. So your idea of this "perfect guy" image of him in your head is gone. You gotta tend to your wounded heart, but move on.
wizzbee 13
Still a better lovestory than twilight! But seriously, the guy probably has a valid point.
Omniprism 15
Why did you stand there and listen. At the first insult I would have said **** off asshole and walked away.
kate1805 11
What a jerk :( Thats terrible !!
radianceepica 9
I will probably get down voted for saying this. Yes, he is an asshole. But, you obviously did not know him very well or you would have known that he was a horrible person. Next time try getting to know a guy and becoming friends with him so that you actually know him, before confessing your love. Having a crush on a guy based on the fact that he is hot usually leads to a bad and unsatisfying ending. It is now time, for you to look at your guy friends and see if you have friend-zoned any of them that might actually be perfect for you. Don't be shallow and go after a guy based on his looks, go after a guy because he is the full package and has a great personality.
queerdragon 20
Again, turning someone down does not make them a horrible person.
MyLifeIsDull 0
You kinda deserved it for liking a HUGE dick
nitrog100 21
You definitely deserved it.
berkeleyjake 13
Wereyou crying because of the rejection or because you realized that life isn't twilight?
posie97 18
I don't like the way he spoke to you