Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've had the biggest crush on. He spent the next ten minutes calling me delusional, said that I know nothing about him, and laughed that "this isn't Twilight, for fuck's sake". All he did when I started crying was pat me on the head and leave. FML
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Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML
Today, I told my crush how I felt. He said, “Sorry, I don’t feel the same way. But you’re an amazing girl, and you deserve a guy who will treat you like a queen.” I asked him, “Well, why can’t you be that guy then?” He pretended to have a coughing fit and “suddenly remembered” he had to be somewhere and left. FML
Today, in the middle of explaining over the phone to my crush how I felt about him, I got a text from his best friend, who was apparently with him at the time. It said, "He doesn't like you, get over it. Stop rambling." FML
Today, while at the supermarket, a complete stranger ran up to me, got down on his knee and confessed his love for me. He was obviously mentally unstable, so I gently declined. He started crying very loudly in front of everyone. I still don't have a clue who he was. FML
Today, I've had a crush on my friend for a long time, and everyone around us had convinced me that he had feelings too, so I finally confessed. I got sister/friend-zoned. I'm trying not to cry myself to sleep. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to confess my feelings to the guy I have loved for a year now in a long note. He called half an hour later and said, "I'm not going to read this crap, just tell me what it says". FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30
You should have said, "I know it's not Twilight, it's Harry Potter. Avada-Kedavra, asshole," and walked off.
Emily062611 6
This is how you know you're better off without him. I'm sorry, though; finding out someone you like is a tool sucks.
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Comments (142)
Paigeleei 8
That guy is a douche.
Blue329 15
Douche bag of the year award belongs to him!
buddy51 23
Still, a better love story than.... oh, wait....
Morgiepoooh9822 17
This is why I hate people. Sorry op.
jo0owe 9
next time, make sure he as the same feeling...otherwise its a waste of time don't you think?
James_is_Mexican 25
What an ASSHOLE!! Sorry to here that OP
iDaika9xL 13
OP must b really young and confess to a kinda older guy. He didn't want to mess with young lady. Sorry for ya.
queerdragon 20
Um... what? This happens to people of all ages, genders, and sexual preferences. Age has nothing to do with this.
Anyb0dyTh 8
I'm gonna sound like a jerk, but really, it doesn't sound like he did anything wrong. He simply wasn't interested. The pat on the head seems like consolation. If you really want to be with a great guy, you can't put him on a pedestal. You wouldn't have cried if you saw him as an equal. This all being said, go back at it, and go in tougher next time! No tears. Wish you very well! Good luck.
awkward_gothlady 32
I still think the 10-minute speech calling her delusional was a bit over the top. Nothing wrong with not being interested. You either are or you aren't and there's not much you can do to change that. But if all she did was tell him how she felt, there was no need to insult and patronize her in the process.
scott1093 13
He's a douchbag you're better off without him
ZombieKnickers_fml 8
Hm, I've had guys thinking they were flirting with me, when in actual fact they were being immensely inappropriate, and completely suffocated. Even though I had talked to them and asked them to tone it down, they did not. Then they reveal all this time they have had crushes on me, and try to force me to like them back and to go out with them, and if I say no, or explain why, I'm the biggest bitch on the planet. Sometimes if people are acting like that, you have to be blunt and make it incredibly obvious that there is no chance. I'm not saying OP was like that, but sometimes you just have to be a jerk. Hopefully you weren't like that OP, and you'll find someone else!
queerdragon 20
I agree. I have had countless guys tell me really inappropriate things. Not very many girls want to hear that they have "nice birthing hips" or "you remind me of my last girlfriend." I have guys try to kiss me when I just met them. Sometimes a guy means well, but it comes across as being stalkerish and desperate. I cannot count how many times I have had to be "a total bitch" because some guy thought "No, I am not interested" was me playing hard to get.