Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've had the biggest crush on. He spent the next ten minutes calling me delusional, said that I know nothing about him, and laughed that "this isn't Twilight, for fuck's sake". All he did when I started crying was pat me on the head and leave. FML
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Today, after thinking my crush maybe liked me back, I confessed. He didn't. FML
Today, after months of all my friends telling me that the guy whom I was in love with most definitely held feelings for me, I was finally convinced by their words, and with confidence I went and confessed my feelings to him. I was rejected. FML
Today, I told my crush how I felt. He said, “Sorry, I don’t feel the same way. But you’re an amazing girl, and you deserve a guy who will treat you like a queen.” I asked him, “Well, why can’t you be that guy then?” He pretended to have a coughing fit and “suddenly remembered” he had to be somewhere and left. FML
Today, in the middle of explaining over the phone to my crush how I felt about him, I got a text from his best friend, who was apparently with him at the time. It said, "He doesn't like you, get over it. Stop rambling." FML
Today, while at the supermarket, a complete stranger ran up to me, got down on his knee and confessed his love for me. He was obviously mentally unstable, so I gently declined. He started crying very loudly in front of everyone. I still don't have a clue who he was. FML
Today, I've had a crush on my friend for a long time, and everyone around us had convinced me that he had feelings too, so I finally confessed. I got sister/friend-zoned. I'm trying not to cry myself to sleep. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to confess my feelings to the guy I have loved for a year now in a long note. He called half an hour later and said, "I'm not going to read this crap, just tell me what it says". FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to my best friend, how I'm deeply in love with him. The consequence wasn't good, as he told me we should never talk to each other again. FML
Today, my crush confessed their love for me, and I happily told them that I felt the same way. They looked uncomfortable, so I asked why. Apparently they'd been paid to prank me. FML
Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML
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BntyHntrSeattle 30
You should have said, "I know it's not Twilight, it's Harry Potter. Avada-Kedavra, asshole," and walked off.
Emily062611 6
This is how you know you're better off without him. I'm sorry, though; finding out someone you like is a tool sucks.
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Comments (142)
AlonMower 9
Really though, he has a point. This isn't Twilight.
Zebediabolical 43
Maybe you shouldn't have started off by dusting him with glitter. Or worn your Team Jacob shirt that day.
FelicityWishes 32
So he showed his true colours. Well, you wouldn't want to date that anyway.
Spider_Web 11
Sounds like a meaner
tarbaby6193 6
No offense but u gotta be really ****** ugly for a guy to do all that lol
toughchick14 15
That's just weird! I'm sorry OP.
JanisEvans 10
Why does he sound like an asshole? Maybe she really doesn't know anything about him and only admired him from afar? Maybe he thinks confessing your love to someone you don't actually know is a bit odd. I'd have to agree. "I think you're attractive, wanna grab a coffee?" - yes. "I looooooove you!" - hell no!
aibasmith 7
That sucks
lachinita 7
Wow he is a major douche!! Trust me when I say you deserve and will find better! Keep the faith!!
abbruzzi67 15
Just keep your head up and move on to someone who will take your feelings more seriously. Just be glad your not In a relationship with him